茉莉, 茉莉花 and 阿拉丁

Okay. Finally time to write this thing now I've decided on a definite order. 迪士尼 Princess Couples... The very backbone of the 迪士尼 Princess franchise, bar Mulan. Of course, this 列表 won't be biased in any way and I won't be basing how low I place a couple on how much I hate the characters in them(!) Hmm, yeah right. Because after all, how are 你 supposed to enjoy a couple if the characters make 你 want to puke? I don't care if they have chemistry 或者 a beautiful duet... It just ain't fucking happening.

You should know 由 now that this is going to be one big piss take full of swearing...