Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s 更多 to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do 你 mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call 你 Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would 你 describe your relationship with the man known as...

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I found these fascinating, thought 你 guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 星, 星级 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 你 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. 你 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 你 wear at least some black every day.

3. 你 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 你 call people 你 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 你 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 你 get mad.

6. 你 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 或者 an "L", 你 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 或者 a Lestrange instead.

9. 你 think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 下一个 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 你 偷了 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 你 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 你 were just kidding and 说 teddy 熊 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...