Anybody remember the Glitterator? I imagine something like would be involved. Maybe you have to decide before you enter, if you'd rather go through a giant Glitterator or surrender your shirt. You must pick a side! ;)

Lol, I saw this forum title and thought there was actually going to be a Twilight amusement park, and I thought, "HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! This cannot be happening!" So now I'm just really relieved. xD

Hmm... spray-on ab salon? Maybe they'll sell Native American stuff. :/

A roller coaster where your car is a werewolf, and you're hunting evil vampires. Or you're in a car driven by Edward, who goes at insane speeds. You know, rides aside, Forks, Washington has basically turned into a Twilight amusement park.

You would have THREE! AMAZING! RIDES!
1. Tree jump - A fake Edward takes you climbing up fake trees! How fun!
2. Werewolves Walk - You see loads of random dudes walking around with no shirt on!
3. Bellas Emotions - You sit down and bite your lip for three minutes!

What fun!