You know you're a Craig Ferguson 粉丝 when...


☠ 你 know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ 你 joined Twitter so that 你 can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ 你 have flooded Craig's Twitter& 电子邮箱 with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ 你 spent ages coming up with 问题 to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ 你 have experienced fergasm before.

☠ 你 were on 云, 云计算 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the 显示 for the first time.

☠ 你 have kissed (or done something else to...)...