posted by AcidBanter
If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I'd command each thing, be it 鱼 或者 fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
As I'd click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing - If I - If I - were King!
Each rabbit would 显示 respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would 显示 compash
For every underling!
If I - If I - were King!
Monarch of all I survey -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all I survey!