Chuck Norris 最喜爱的 Chuck Norris Fact

maybeastarbucks posted on Apr 03, 2008 at 11:28PM
What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact.

Mine is, "Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."

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一年多以前 inespinto said…
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower. [love it!]

oh oh and this one There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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一年多以前 DrewferTheGreat said…
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him back to heaven. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the Bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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一年多以前 hooch-is-crazy said…
Chuck Norris travelled back in time to stop the JFK assassination; as the killer fired the bullets, he jumped in the way and deflected them away with his beard. JFK was so amazed that his head exploded.
一年多以前 bloxxerdude said…
when chuck norris touches an electric fence, he doesnt get electricuted, the fence get chuck-norrified
一年多以前 Masiki12 said…
chuck norris once punched a man in the balls so hard that they turned into a women.. that women sings at a very high voice. That womans name is justin beiber