Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! 发布 一年多以前

你 can get a perfect score on your SATs 由 putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. 发布 一年多以前

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. 发布 一年多以前

Why did Chuck Norris 交叉, 十字架 the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't 交叉, 十字架 the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. 发布 一年多以前

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb 发布 一年多以前

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk 论坛 and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. 发布 一年多以前

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. 发布 一年多以前

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to 交叉, 十字架 the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. 衬套, 布什 was wonderin how to 交叉, 十字架 a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? 发布 一年多以前

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only 动物 that Chuck Norris let them live.

When 钟, 贝尔 invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. 发布 一年多以前

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. 发布 一年多以前

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) 发布 一年多以前

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris 发布 一年多以前

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH 发布 一年多以前

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris 发布 一年多以前

耶稣 can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. 发布 一年多以前

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on 发布 一年多以前

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even 更多 badass than in this one. When it was discovered 由 Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. 发布 一年多以前