The two things everyone's been talking about lately are Christian Bale's onset freakout and those ubiquitous 25 随意 Things About Me lists. It got us wondering if maybe Christian Bale himself had made a list, so we hacked into his 脸谱 account. And then we made this fake list.
1) I ad-libbed all of Newsies. It wasn't even supposed to be a musical.
2) My philosophy: It's not who 你 are underneath, but how good 你 are at staying out of my fucking eye-line that defines you.
3) I 迷失 my virginity to Miranda Richardson on the set of Empire of the Sun. In costume. Her costume.