now, i present to you...
THE 香蕉 SONG!!!
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Charlie 你 look quite down,
with your big, fat eyes,
and your big fat frown.
the world doesnt have to be so GRAAAAAAAY!
Charlie, when your lifes a mess,
when 你 feelin blue,
always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
ALL 你 HAVE TO DO IS,
PUT A 香蕉 IN YOUR EAR!
a 香蕉 in my ear?
PUT A RIPE 香蕉 RIGHT INTO YOUR 最喜爱的 EAR!
ITS TRUE!
Says who?
SO TRUE!
ONCE ITS IN YOUR GLOOM WILL DISAPEER!
THE BAD IN THE WORLD IS HARD TO HEAR,
WHEN IN YOUR EAR, A 香蕉 CHEERS!
SO GO AND PUT A 香蕉 IN YOUR EAR!

PUT A 香蕉 IN YOUR EAR!
I'd rather keep my ear clear!
你 WILL NEVER BE HAPPY,
IF YOUR LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR!
ITS TRUE!
says you!
SO TRUE!
ONCE ITS IN THE SKYS ARE BRIGHT AND CLEAR!
OH EVERYDAY OF EVERY YEAR!
THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ON THIS BIG BLUE SPHEAR!
SO GO AND PUT A BAN-AN-A IN YOUR
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!