你 know you’re a Buffy 粉丝 when…
你 can sing all the songs from “Once 更多 with Feeling” from memory…and if 你 can’t 你 stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
你 can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your 老友记 look at 你 like you’ve grown a third eye.
你 spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
你 stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
你 spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
你 decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
你 go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on 超人前传 and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have 说 _______” “Spike would have…”
When 你 say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your 老友记 and family start saying it.
你 think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult 你 can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a 水果 冲床 mouth”
你 re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy 或者 Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when 你 think someone is off their rocker
When 你 have an awful 日 and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy 你 start on a 2hr speech that 你 know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
或者 when 你 say it and 你 try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would 你 save if your house was on 火, 消防 and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your list
The 音乐 你 have on your ipod的, ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons 你 into watching Prison Break and 你 say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange 鱼 monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
你 use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” 你 say “Duck”
When 你 see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) 你 say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
你 name a pet Willow, Oz, 或者 something along those lines
When walking through a store 你 see some “interesting” clothing 或者 jewelry and think “that’s something Willow 或者 Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie 你 keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the 图书馆 researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so 你 start humming it…and all of a sudden 你 realize that 你 are 唱歌 it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so 你 make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
你 can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact 你 want more…so 你 post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the 评论 box :)