Rukia

here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for 食物

lurichiyo: i want 食物
ichigo: have 你 ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: 嘿 ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what 你 want to call her
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some 食物 或者 else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean...

Dammit, is that how 你 greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And 你 came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do 你 know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here 你 go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are 你 here
shinji:because this 日本漫画 says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: 你 fight in two 更多 chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank 你 I hope 你 like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad 你 go use 你 Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth 或者 something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Everyone 你 meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that 你 wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, 日本 every week, even though she sends 你 mail from Iowa asking why 你 never write.

Every time 你 see a 街, 街道 sign, 你 have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because 你 heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your 下一个 door neighbour for setting 火, 消防 to his...

Rank: Captain
Zanpakutou info:

Shi-Kai → Unknown

Ban-Kai → Kokujoutengenmyouou An armoured giant appears.

Biography:
Komamura Sajin first appears in the emergency Taicho meeting that questioned Ichimaru Gin’s apparent slip of duty in letting the ryoka go. Standing 下一个 to Tousen Kaname and Aizen Sousuke his relatively bigger size was readily apparent, but beyond that little is known of him except that he wears a sort of helmet.

After Aizen’s death, we again see Komamura as he visits Aizen’s body in the 4th Squad Relief Station, accompanied 由 Tousen, whom he appears to be rather close...

ENGLISH version
I can't sing
a song
with
honest lyrics
because I always end up sugar
coating the words
When will someone as laid-back as
me
realize he had something worth
protecting?
Don't leave me, Sky Chord,
You would've stayed here back
then, yeah yeah...
I've 迷失 you, Sky Chord,
It's not anyone's fault, but...
I know there are things more
important to me
than becoming an adult.
But I'll be growing up the whole
time
I'm trying to figure out what they
are.
You 说 we can't stay like this
forever
I know..
so let's take that first step.
----------------------------------------------------
sunao na
uta ga
utaenai
kazaritsukete...

(Raijin sat up, having pushed himself to the limits again; he had spent days on end doing push ups and sit ups, training his body to the absolute max. It wasn't exactly surprising - ever since he had been rescued, and had killed Arrancar Ichigo, he had been a different person; he had never exactly been talkative, but now it was like he couldn't find words anymore, a strange resolution that words could never undo the terrible things he had witnessed in his short life. Raijin was almost reaching the mature age of 300, but it felt like he had been through a thousand years of hardships, since his...

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