My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My 最喜爱的 颜色 are a tie between 紫色, 紫罗兰色 and silver. I 爱情 books, and movies. My 最喜爱的 shows are Psych and The Office (America). I 爱情 ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate 浓情巧克力 ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING 评论 ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. 或者 SOMETHING.

How do 你 imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If 你 don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's 你 get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

I really need to get this off my chest and I want 你 to know who you're replying to (if 你 care).

It's nothing serious 或者 anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....

Angelica waited in fear for the 3 ladies to reach her. The stranger with long blond hair walked over to her and whispered in her ear.
"Dont be firghtened, 你 are special, like us. Thats all No need to be afraid. 你 have clearly came to us". Angelica was rather calm now. She had ran away to find people like them. That cared, that showed respect, and so much more. So far, these people had what it took. One of the ladies with black hair approached her. She didnt look very young but not very old. She must had been middle-aged. She turned to the stranger with blond hair "Is she like us, Zanny?"....

Ari was so confused. She was hardly even able to think. She took Michael to the stables and walked back inside. She walked unusually slow and was keeping her eyes on the ground. She bumped into best. "I'm sorry, forgive me" Ari 说 apoligeticaly.
"Thats okay" 说 Best happily and she carried on with her busciness. How could Best be so happy? It seemed so out there and unusual for Ari. She had been a loner for her whole life and truly didnt know what it was like to be honestly happy. She walked in to her bedroom and shut the door hard behind her. She leaned against the door, breathing hard....

Ari layed on her polka dotted green 床, 床上 and stared up at the beautiful poster on the ceiling above her. Michael Jackson had always sparked her thoughts every now and then but now it seemed constant. When she tried to close her eyes his face popped up in such bright 颜色 it hurt her eyes. She was not in 爱情 with a 50 年 old man. She knew that. She had always thought of him as some sort of long 迷失 relative. She simply layed there, staring, wondering what was really going on. Her friend, Jezzie, had told her many times that she believed Michael had a spiritual conenction with her but all...

Malloy's Late Storytime Activity

Note from Alex:(Btw, this was copied and pasted from my inbox, so after this all the sidenotes are in Emmy's POV)

Late April 1654, somewhere in the Caribbean Sea

I don't think I've ever seen Admiral Penn this angry before. Never, not even when he found out that I, a mere girl of thirteen, daughter of the ship's cook had snuck on board, apparently causing bad luck for the entire crew – captains were never to let women on board their ships for fear of horrible luck; pirates, scurvy and deserters, the whole nine yards. He was going to throw me overboard, even though...

First of all, people are saying the 2011 is "getting ready for 2012" which is just stupid. Yes, there have a been quite a few earthquakes and floods and whatnot, but those can be explained. Besides, when have there NOT been earthquakes and floods et cetera? They've always happened. Just because they're happening now does not mean the world is going to end.

When there is one earthquake, yes the plates have collided 或者 slid underneath each other, I don't know, but when one thing collides and moves again involuntarily, it is pushed back, right? So it would be pushed back into other plates, causing...

So, the real prequel to this story is much 更多 tragic and... emo, as there is a bit of psychology involved as to why I like the 音乐 I like and not mainstream crap like some people in this family. *glares around*

So, anyways, moving on!

NOTE: I'm 写作 this at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head, so stuff might be inaccurate.

30 秒 to Mars:
HXC band, started in the late 1990s.
Consists of: Jared Leto, Shannon Leto, and Tomo *forgot his last name*.
Their songs are really catchy, and Jared has a nice, husky voice.

The Academy Is...:
Weird band that emos like.
Consists of: William Beckett... that's all I know....

It's nightime around the Biggerstaff house, all the lights are on and several loud songs compete for attention around the house.

A large silver cat slips out of a window on the 最佳, 返回页首 floor, she drops 50 feet 或者 so and lands silently on her paws in the bushes, her dark stripes concealing her perfectly. Her ears flick back and she runs to the nearest tree, leaping up the 树干 and hiding in the branches. When she slips out of the 树 she's wearing black panels of metal on her legs and generic armour on the rest of her body. Deerhorn knives are strapped to her sides and two katanas are crossed...

First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if 你 agree with it 或者 not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven 你 up, Padfoot," 说 James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he 说 softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...

Lol, I thought that she was Gemonk. xD


You're now chatting with a 随意 stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: WELL ARE 你 READY RAY?
You: YEAH
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT 你 FRAAANK?
You: OH I'M THERE BABY
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT 你 MOIKAAAY?
You: FUCKIN' READY
Stranger: Well I think I'm alright. 1 2 3 4. *guitar* 3 2 1.. we came to fuck!
Stranger: Hehehe.
You: everybody party 'till the gasman comes
You: 哈哈 xD
Stranger: Killjoy?
You: Yesh!
Stranger: YAAAY I 爱情 finding killjoys on omegle. 你 have...

The sun shined through the window 展示 the start of a brand new day. It was the 日 after the incident with Troy. She had been getting many owls over the past few days and most of what she had been getting was not that bad. She was still lying on her 床, 床上 awake. She had woken up an 小时 以前 and she was just lying there in silence. Her uncle was sitting in a chair 下一个 to her bedside fast asleep. She still had his suit 夹克 on. She sat up in her 床, 床上 as the door opened to reveal Mrs. Weasley. She looked up and watched as Mrs. Weasley walked over to her and helped her out of bed. Sirius woke...

Troy continued to have his way with her and she continued to cry out in pain and agony. He carved the word whore on her stomach as the door burst opened to reveal her uncle and a few others. “Help me please”, she begged. Her uncle grabbed Troy’s hair and pulled Troy off her. Sirius was angry at the fact that Caitlin had gotten hurt and his protective instinct took over him. He started to beat Troy up. Remus got her free from the handcuffs that chained her to the headboard. She looked around the room in fear as she saw her uncle deal with Troy in his own way. Remus reprimanded Sirius for...

Some of the best FML I found X3

1. Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane 街, 街道 as someone 偷了 my bike. FML

2. Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat 下一个 to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

3. Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture...

A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in 爱情 with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , 你 have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am 阅读 the letter left 由 Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the 黄鼠狼, 狡猾的人 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Somebody...