it would be what I would say, though, I mean I'd've been kicking 屁股 in a crime so awesome I had no time to pee, so I will probably realise I need a pee as I am in the back of a police car. It's all thought out xD
Because obviously our crime would be so awesomesauce that they wouldn't know quite what to do with us so they'd throw us in jail for life just in case :D