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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The 车库 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack. 你 can be President. 你 can never be pregnant. 你 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 你 can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.
The world is your urinal. 你 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 你 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 更多 pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, 或者 mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. 你 know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 你 can open all your own jars. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he 或者 she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are 更多 than enough. 你 almost never have strap problems in public. 你 are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 你 only have to shave your face and neck.
你 can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 你 can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 你 can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. 你 have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
你 can do 圣诞节 shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The 车库 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack. 你 can be President. 你 can never be pregnant. 你 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 你 can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.
The world is your urinal. 你 never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 你 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 更多 pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, 或者 mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. 你 know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 你 can open all your own jars. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he 或者 she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are 更多 than enough. 你 almost never have strap problems in public. 你 are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 你 only have to shave your face and neck.
你 can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 你 can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 你 can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. 你 have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
你 can do 圣诞节 shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!