Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, 你 will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If 你 are interested in discussing the matter, 你 may want to prepare yourself 由 learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If 你 believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if 你 don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.