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dragonzord1993 said:
Let me give 你 some advice: Don't bother with Hetalia. Seriously, for the sake of your brain cells, 你 do not want to suffer through 更多 than one episode. Hell, 你 already watched one episode too many, and I'm going to 列表 some very valid reasons why 你 should just stop right there. 1. Story. There is absolutely no plot whatsoever to drive this shitty 显示 forward. Then again, that could probably be attributed to the fact that it parodies WWII, which brings us to the 下一个 problem... 2. Parody. The fact that 黑塔利亚 parodies WWII is already a bad sign. Since it's spoofing and mocking a real world event, that alone gives it less freedom to develop a story and flesh itself out a little (should've followed Excel Saga's example and just parody a different thing every episode). Not only that, but it does a very poor job of spoofing, since not a single joke is funny. That brings us yet again to another problem... 3. Humor... 或者 lack thereof. The only way you'll find 黑塔利亚 funny is if 你 like to laugh at 电影院 such as Spy Hard, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans (so in other words, if you're a 粉丝 of 电影院 made 由 Friedberg and Seltzer, 黑塔利亚 is right up your alley). There is not a shred of good humor to be found. Let me ask this: How is some waste-of-space jerk-off stuffing hamburgers in his mouth funny? How is Britain putting together references to both Dumbledore and Dora the Explorer in a magic spell funny? It's like referencing the Milkshake song while making fun of the Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood. It isn't funny. 你 know what it is? It's fucking stupid. 4. Animation. The 'cutesy' artstyle in 黑塔利亚 is painfully overdone to the point that it looks like what would happen if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was animated 由 AKOM Productions. Also, I might add that none of the characters are unique in terms of character design, since most of them share the same hair-style and such. Speaking of characters... 5. Characters. This is probably Hetalia's biggest crime. NONE of the characters have any likable qualities whatsoever. 你 literally have no reason to like any of the characters. Italy is an annoying little 婊子, 子 that needs to be tortured Hellraiser style, 日本 has all the personality of a piss puddle, France is nothing 更多 than a shit-eating rapist, Canada is basically a Redshirt character that never dies... I could go on. Not a single character gets any amount of character development, with the exception of America. However, even HIS development (or rather what little he has) doesn't help him much since it's spread out through FIVE episodes. A competent 日本动漫 such as Cowboy Bebop would give each character reasons to be liked, character development, and would dispense them in usually just one 或者 two episodes. There. I just gave 你 five valid reasons why 黑塔利亚 sucks and 你 should avoid it. If 你 want a GOOD comedy anime, go check out Soul Eater.
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