There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the other boys would constantly tease him. They would always say he was dumb. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, Johnny would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.

One day, after Johnny grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and 说 发布 一年多以前

awwww someone unfaned this club. :( It was 3,235 but now it's 3,234. 发布 一年多以前

Poison ivy is not ivy and poison oak is not an oak. They are both part of the cashew family. 发布 一年多以前

yes i am dead but i am now a ghost 发布 一年多以前

OHMGOSH!!!! I'm in third place! 发布 一年多以前

everyone. Some advise for fighting trolls!!! I learned this from Jon (katealphawolf) Ignore them and they will get bored. So just don't talk to a troll. 发布 一年多以前

This movie is shit, 你 stupid american furrikids 发布 一年多以前

*crying* i wont SexyKete back 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys 发布 一年多以前

嘿 everyone! How are 你 guys doing? 发布 一年多以前

what up every one ? 发布 一年多以前

Dolphins sleep with one eye open 发布 一年多以前

wow dead 发布 一年多以前

How is everyone? 收件箱 me 或者 something 哈哈 I'm in a gd mood!! 发布 一年多以前

what book shood i read 下一个 #1 SERPENT 或者 #2 TREASURE ? 发布 一年多以前

hello! 发布 一年多以前

what up and how is everyone ? 发布 一年多以前

Anyone have Xbox live? My GT Diablo1163 发布 一年多以前

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts 发布 一年多以前

that awkward moment that 你 post a "that awkward moment when" joke without an awkward moment 发布 一年多以前

I found out alphaGarth is gone....... -howls long- we 迷失 another pack brother... :( 发布 一年多以前

嘿 everyone I'm back!!!! And btw I'm looking for a mate, anyone interested 或者 any pointers? 收件箱 me! 发布 一年多以前

well good night everyone, i hope 你 all had fun day!!!!!!!!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

hi can i 加入 im Frost a snow white 狼 just like lily with green eyes female and i am very strong nobble and proud can i 加入 please i <3 A&O its my fav cant wait fro april 2012 on the first the 秒 one comes out that 日 please 发布 一年多以前

The Muppets is a funny movie 发布 一年多以前

So what we all up to then?? How are we all? :) 发布 一年多以前

Q: If 你 call a large turkey a gobbler what do 你 call a small one?
A: Goblet.
* * *

Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
* * *
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of 比萨, 比萨饼 and ice cream!
* * *
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?
A: It had an 《绿箭侠》 escape. 发布 一年多以前

Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the other side.
* * *
Q: Why don't 你 let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
* * *
Q: What do 你 call it when 你 drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
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Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
* * * 发布 一年多以前

Jimmy: Mmmmm! That turkey smells good and it's not even done yet. How long will it be?
Mom: About the same length as it was before I put it into the oven, I suppose. 发布 一年多以前

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed! 发布 一年多以前

Q: What sound does a 太空 turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. 发布 一年多以前

New Thanksgiving Jokes! 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thanksgiving! 发布 一年多以前

An egg that is fresh will sink in water, but a stale one won't 发布 一年多以前

good morning happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

In 49 分钟 its thanksgiving 发布 一年多以前

just finished watching the green 马蜂, 大黄蜂 发布 一年多以前

wow it is 11:00pm good night 发布 一年多以前

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted 由 people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an 小时 of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do 你 do to stop people from asking 你 for legal 建议 when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The 下一个 day... 发布 一年多以前

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says,"Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..." 发布 一年多以前

Happy Thanksgiving KingSimba4Ever9, trueshadowolf, Humphrey59 and to the rest of the people here 发布 一年多以前

Who here knows that I'm dark kate? 发布 一年多以前

Btw, is anybody going to see Rise Of The Guardians? It looks pretty good. 发布 一年多以前

happy early thanksgiving 发布 一年多以前

*get a weed hacker* *killing oranges!* RAAA!!! (Been awhile since I 发布 a wall, how is everybody?) 发布 一年多以前

Most lipstick contains 鱼 scales 发布 一年多以前

ok who dies first *shoots gun in air* HUH! 发布 一年多以前

FDR beat president ever !!!! 发布 一年多以前

so sleepy, but good morning everyone, i will be back i have a 1/2 日 of school today 发布 一年多以前

冬青, 冬青树 cow deviantart montage 哈哈 XD 发布 一年多以前

hello guys did 你 miss me? i see lots of new members thats good. well welcome to the AO fanclub and kts nice to meet 你 发布 一年多以前

The names bond, ionic bond (are there any chemists in the house?!) *i crack my self up* :D 发布 一年多以前

*yawn* tired :L well I'm going to 床, 床上 so talk later night pack :) 发布 一年多以前

Unlike a normal housecat, the Siberian tiger loves to swim. 发布 一年多以前

night 发布 一年多以前

hello everyone! 发布 一年多以前

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell 你 why it isn't. 发布 一年多以前

Knowledge is knowing a 番茄 is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a 水果 salad. 发布 一年多以前

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until 你 hear them speak. 发布 一年多以前

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience. 发布 一年多以前

well, open season, again......... 发布 一年多以前

The only jointless bone in the body is in your throat 发布 一年多以前

man i never 发布 here for while so yea so is on and how are ya? sly still wanted to be added if interested to be a best friend if 你 did alrighty...well i'm glad 你 did but i need 老友记 and 更多 支持 and active at my club and please 加入 it..it's very fun!!! 发布 一年多以前

it was a snowy day... i was in the middle of no where... it kept snowing none stop... i was also a wolf... and the sun was was full of such darkness!...im all alone... *gets depressed and crys*... i feel... like shit! ...like no one cares for me.... and is this... who i am?...

...this was just a dream also... 发布 一年多以前

Havent 发布 for a while and bored out of my mind :/ so how is everybody then?? :) 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys, im back, i missed the club to much to stay away, so im back 发布 一年多以前

well i need my sleep good night everyone see 你 all tomarrow 发布 一年多以前

heres something i found it was a funny conversation ) TOM: 嘿 edd is it ok if i drink this milk? edd: thats not 牛奶 tom thats white paint. *tom drinks half of the glass of the white paint* TOM: still ok right? edd: *facepalm* i guess... *drill sound* WAIT MATT WHAT ARE 你 DOING WITH THAT CHAINSAW! 发布 一年多以前

i am not living i am so happy 发布 一年多以前

~dies from no huggles~ x .x 发布 一年多以前

Thanksgiving joke:
Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
It was the chickens 日 off! 发布 一年多以前

well in in 6 houers i will be living 潮流粉丝俱乐部 not for ever but for a long tine i will miss all of 你 发布 一年多以前

嘿 whats up everybody 发布 一年多以前

Sleep little cub,
And quiet your eyes.
Bottle your tears,
and soften your cries.
Dream,little soldier.
I'll never be far.
I'll find 你 my soldier,
wherever 你 are. 发布 一年多以前

@thehumphrey 你 made my 日 thank you, 你 are the best 发布 一年多以前

"What time does the 图书馆 open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at 首页 in the middle of the night to ask a 问题 like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do 你 want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who 说 I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out." 发布 一年多以前

嘿 everybody im backkkkkk 哈哈 发布 一年多以前

*helicopter comes spinning over and explodes* wow thats the first interesting thing i`ve seen in awhile i`ll go make sure the pilot is ok 发布 一年多以前

it saturday 发布 一年多以前

Hi anyone!!!!:) 发布 一年多以前

嘿 guys! hehe 发布 一年多以前

How does Humphrey keep his teeth so white :D 发布 一年多以前

:| 发布 一年多以前

Thanksgiving break! 发布 一年多以前

link olease 加入 发布 一年多以前

A 柠檬 contains 更多 sugar than a 草莓 发布 一年多以前

it Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 下一个 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy 你 another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. 发布 一年多以前

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. 发布 一年多以前

winston is whistleing*
then kates daughter all the sudden attacked him for cookie!)
kates daughter: COOKIE!!!
winston: i dont have a cookie!!! please!!!! eve has some!
kates daughter: must go after her!!! 发布 一年多以前

嘿 all! how's everyone.... 发布 一年多以前

I'M BACK!!! So...how is everyone? :) I hope your 最近的 days have been good! 发布 一年多以前

well today was boring 发布 一年多以前

Q: What kind of cheese just isn't your's?
A: Nacho Cheese! (Not your cheese!) 发布 一年多以前

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies! 发布 一年多以前

I forgot what I was going to say... 发布 一年多以前

*yawns and streaches* ahh well night pack speak to 你 all soon :) 发布 一年多以前

Humphrey: 嘿 kate wheres our daughter?
Kate: Oh shes looking for a cookie, i told her 你 have it, now shes going to attack you!
Humphrey: WAIT WHAT?!
thier daughter: *ATTACKS HUMPHREY LOOKING FOR COOKIE*
Thier daughter: COOKIE!!! 发布 一年多以前

well, the artshow is coming this feburary, im going to try and sign up for it... but im kinda nervus 发布 一年多以前

I just realized. That the last chapter of The Brotherhood has been covered 由 tons of other stories. Either I need to get to work, 或者 I just need to forget about it. I mean 下一个 week is thanksgiving break and as of now I am free so I'll have A LOT of time to update it, but I haven't seen many people 阅读 my stories so it is starting to feel as a waste of time. What do 你 think? Should I keep up with The Brotherhood, 或者 any of my series for that matter? Cause if not. I'm going to party. o3o 发布 一年多以前