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Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a 足球 ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY 屁股 IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a 树 Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate 说 confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the 树 laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are 你 trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also 发布 it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want 你 to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to 冲床 him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the 巢穴, den, 书房 sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that 或者 ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

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Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 2


Kate opens her eyes and takes a deep breath... "Finally, I'm free
after all these years of being trapped in this prison. Kate turns around
and sees' the claw trap holding her down. With both paws she grabs
the steel trap and opens the jaws breaking it in two. "HEE childs
play, she snarls. In the distance she can hear the two hunters getting
closer. HEE HEE, I think its time to 显示 these wanna be hunters a
little lesson! Kate turns around and runs into the blackness of the
forest getting ready to give these hunters a little surprise that they
will never forget.

"Common...
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I decided to use the first chapter to introduce Viggo because I really wanted to 显示 what kind of villain he was as early as possible. I wanted to 显示 that he was clearly an experienced 狼 hunter, so I made his tent be made completely made of 狼 pelts as well as having his vest and arm bracers be made of 狼 fur. Giving him a sword was an interesting idea since it’s far from a typical hunting weapon and I felt like he would be 更多 badass with one. This first chapter was fun to write because 由 the time I wrote it, I already had his entire story figured out, so it was great finally...
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Epilogue

The 下一个 five years of Humphrey’s life passed quickly. He had become good 老友记 with Salty, Mooch, and Shaky and they rarely did anything alone. One day, toward the beginning of fall, Humphrey decided to 显示 them something he had been meaning to for a while but had never gotten the chance to. He led them up to a 爬坡道, 小山 near a waterfall and he found a sturdy logboard for them. The four went hurtling down the 爬坡道, 小山 when Salty, Mooch, and Shakey were thrown off and only Humphrey was left. And then, suddenly, he saw Kate leaping through the air as he went flying off a ledge.

Humphrey abandoned...
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now that Alpha and Omega is now on its 8th anniversary, its time I post a story about how I discovered it:

it was somewhere 2010, I went with my cousin & mother to see “2 电影院 in 1” at a theater which we went to see:

- The Prince of Persia

and

- 怪物史莱克 Forever After

however during when I went to watch 怪物史莱克 Forever After, there was previews and 下一个 thing Alpha and Omega movie was shown when I first time saw that I was all “hey, this looks like Balto” well because they remind me Balto on 设计 wise in a way, but though I couldn’t remember the 标题 name after the reveal.

months later...
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