When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, 或者 ROTFLMAO!"
Start using 脸谱 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 脸谱 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 由 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 星巴克 this year.
Lose weight 由 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 密码 other than "password"
Start using 脸谱 for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 脸谱 accounts.
Lose 20 pounds 由 going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at 星巴克 this year.
Lose weight 由 inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a 密码 other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移动 but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 小时 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get 更多 power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit 狼 to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移动 but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 小时 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get 更多 power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit 狼 to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 街, 街道 with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
嘿 pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe 你 can call me;
keep lookin like 你 aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
你 look at me like im some shit,
yeah 你 cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind 你 way 'bove my height
how bout i give 你 an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no 更多 less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the 街, 街道 with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
嘿 pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe 你 can call me;
keep lookin like 你 aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
你 look at me like im some shit,
yeah 你 cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind 你 way 'bove my height
how bout i give 你 an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no 更多 less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......