Humphrey one 日 decided to work on his 淋浴 as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.
It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn 淋浴 closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The 淋浴 had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would 果酱 shut and 你 were either trapped 或者 locked out, and the 淋浴 would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.
He opened the 淋浴 door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub 由 some hot 狼 girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.
After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a 袜子 and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the 淋浴 turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE 你 FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I 爱情 you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey 说 as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.
Meanwhile, Kate was returning 首页 early from her retreat. She decided one 日 was enough. She opened the door to hear the 淋浴 running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the 淋浴 door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, 接吻 him.
The end!
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It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn 淋浴 closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The 淋浴 had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would 果酱 shut and 你 were either trapped 或者 locked out, and the 淋浴 would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.
He opened the 淋浴 door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub 由 some hot 狼 girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.
After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a 袜子 and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the 淋浴 turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE 你 FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I 爱情 you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey 说 as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.
Meanwhile, Kate was returning 首页 early from her retreat. She decided one 日 was enough. She opened the door to hear the 淋浴 running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the 淋浴 door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, 接吻 him.
The end!
Next: My Katie and Kate play life guard in my pool!
Alpha and Omega was 由 far an Amazing film! Had amazing animations, Beautiful landscapes, and a great story line. The Movie as all of 你 know what it is about but we gotta be professional about this 或者 do we? Well guess what i'm not going to be, so go watch the movie yourself. But seriously it is a great movie about 2 狼 named Humphrey and Kate and i know 你 know who voiced them and i'm lazy so go look yourself. They get captured 由 humans and taken to a new park in Idaho to Repopulate. Now Kate needs to marry a 狼 Named Garth to keep a war from happening between the their pack and another pack. So they set off on an adventure back to their pack in Jasper Park, Canada. Now if 你 haven't seen this movie SEE IT! Oh 1 更多 thing didn't mean to be mean in this 文章 just intended to be funny. And since I am too lazy to make a question-
If 你 were to marry anyone who would it be? (human 或者 wolf) Leave your creative 答案 in the 评论 thingy.
If 你 were to marry anyone who would it be? (human 或者 wolf) Leave your creative 答案 in the 评论 thingy.