*I wake up in the lodge wondering what happened last night*
“Hello 苹果 Inc at the door”a person says
I Freeze terrified because I was a 狼 not human if they seen me…Death!
“We need to talk about your ipawds 2”the man outside says
*I hold my breath thinking im going to get killed as I open the door*
“what the? A 狼 is in a lodge”the man from 苹果 inc says
*I Trotted up to the Wolfbook*
“Very unique Macbook Upgrade to…Wolfbook?!”he says
*I 显示 him a powerpoint explaining about everything about the ipawds and wolfbook’s and that I made it*
*He turns his back thinking*
“ok 狼 你 give a surprising argument here is the deal make 2 更多 and I will give 你 3500”the man says
*I write on the computer telling him I need 2 Ipad 2’s
“Ok”he says
*He Leaves*
“oh and here is a mac card it boosts the speed of your RAM “he says leaving in a Hummer
“Easy as a piece of pie!”I Say when he was gone
*Oh darn I was missing eating pie*
*I got to work on installing the apps the software and ect..*
*At 12:00AM Midnight I was finished*
“Darn that was tiring!”I say lowering my head onto the Wolfbook
*I Fall asleep*
(Morning)
“Hello?”the man says from 苹果 inc
*I open the door*
*I pass him the Ipawd 2’s he hands the money*
*he jumps into the car and leaves*
“YEAH!”I Say happily
“Hey Mac something is going on about 你 giving ipawds to everyone in the pack
*I think either cash 或者 pack reputation CASH! NO! REPUTATION! NO CASH! NO REPUTATION*
“NO CASH! NO REPUTATION!”I Blurt out loud to Humphrey
“Oh Sorry Humphrey”I say
*I facetime the man and text in to give me 100 IPAD 2’S 50/50*
*Next night*
“Hey I got your ipads!”he says struggling with boxes
“also I brought 你 a new Macbook the most FASTEST LIGHTWEIGHT AND BIGGEST HD DRIVE IT EVER HAD AND A 100X Speed CD Drive and USB”He says in utter excitement
“Happy Programming!”he says walking out
*Again left*
“hey Mac GAMING NIGHT”Humphrey says
“Yep ok!”I say
*My IPAWD’S Were designed to Multitask(Doing Games And Programming For Example)*
“Hey Mac your losing terribly!
“Oh Sorry Humphrey its just that I…”I Say stuttering
*Humphrey tilts his head like in the movie*
“I Can’t Lie but I need to program 100 IPAWDS 50 For the pack 50 for 苹果 inc”I say
“Can I help “Humphrey says voluntarily
“Uhh Ok Its Simple and not simple”I say
“What’s this “Humphrey points to a ipawds battery board
*BZZT!*
“DAMN OUCH THAN HURT! FFu..”Humphrey almost Curses
*My ears go down when he almost Cursed*
“Isn’t very 狼 like to Curse “I say to him
“Sorry it’s that That was extremely painful”he says
“Sorry I forgot to change it to PAWTECH Mechanics So only paws no human
*I Had got so used to paws thumbs 或者 no thumbs they were handy!*
“IPAWD READY FOR HOWL INITIATION”The IPawd says
*I Howl*
“Developers mode activate Scan Paw to Auto program”The IPAWD Says
*I scan my paw*
*After 99 更多 Copies I facetimed the guy he taken 50 and left*
“HUMPHREY LOOK AT THIS CASH WOOHOO!”I Say excitedly 展示 him $10000
“Hey 狼 that’s all the copies we need thanks for the ipawds we could give them to canines to teach how to use them so your ipawds are going to a good cause”he says on facetime
“I Know what to buy”I say winking at Humphrey
*At the Wolfbook*
“Ok so 2 62 Inch Plama’s 2 Blu 射线, 雷 首页 theatre’s And that’s all”I say to Humphrey
*We Howl with joy*
*Kate opens the door*
“What are 你 two doing?”she says
“Buying stuff”we say
“CAN I GET SOMETHING?”She says excitedly
“Ok I don’t see why not”I say happily
“Uhh how do 你 work this?”she says confused
“Ok I will do it just point where”I say
*We go on a pointing rampage*
“Lets put on 爱情 Train Music”I say
*Plays 爱情 train music*
“Soothing song to me”I say
“Damn I am hungry!”I say
“Well lets go and get a caribou”I say
*Humphrey and kate agree*
“There”I say Tilting my ears to a caribou grazing
“Come on”kate says sneaking up to the unsuspecting caribou
*We sneak up to it*
*Instead Kate Whiffs her tail 3 times indicating that we all go for the neck*
*We get the caribou within a 秒 it collapsed….and it collapsed on Humphrey!*
“KATE WE NEED TO GET THIS OFF HIM!”I Say panicking since I was never in this situation…ever!
*We Get the caribou off him*
“HUMPHREY! WAKE UP!”I say shouting to the unconscious body
*He wakes up very slowly*
“Im Fine Im Just Very Hungry”He says limping over to the caribou
*He falls asleep*
“We cant carry him back like this its too dangerous”kate says
“Only if I could turn into a human”I whisper
*Suddenly I feel pins and needles around my body 识骨寻踪 cracking and other disgusting stuff*
“What the Heck?!”I say
*I Grab Humphrey and sprint back to the pack Kate was jogging I was sprinting*
“HUMAN!”Eve says Jumping onto me Scratching My Arm
“AHH F…..”I Say Cutting myself off
*I Lay Humphrey down*
“You need rest Humphrey”Hutch says
*CHAPTER 5 OUT CHAPTER 6 COMING SOON! PLEASE COMMENT!*
“Hello 苹果 Inc at the door”a person says
I Freeze terrified because I was a 狼 not human if they seen me…Death!
“We need to talk about your ipawds 2”the man outside says
*I hold my breath thinking im going to get killed as I open the door*
“what the? A 狼 is in a lodge”the man from 苹果 inc says
*I Trotted up to the Wolfbook*
“Very unique Macbook Upgrade to…Wolfbook?!”he says
*I 显示 him a powerpoint explaining about everything about the ipawds and wolfbook’s and that I made it*
*He turns his back thinking*
“ok 狼 你 give a surprising argument here is the deal make 2 更多 and I will give 你 3500”the man says
*I write on the computer telling him I need 2 Ipad 2’s
“Ok”he says
*He Leaves*
“oh and here is a mac card it boosts the speed of your RAM “he says leaving in a Hummer
“Easy as a piece of pie!”I Say when he was gone
*Oh darn I was missing eating pie*
*I got to work on installing the apps the software and ect..*
*At 12:00AM Midnight I was finished*
“Darn that was tiring!”I say lowering my head onto the Wolfbook
*I Fall asleep*
(Morning)
“Hello?”the man says from 苹果 inc
*I open the door*
*I pass him the Ipawd 2’s he hands the money*
*he jumps into the car and leaves*
“YEAH!”I Say happily
“Hey Mac something is going on about 你 giving ipawds to everyone in the pack
*I think either cash 或者 pack reputation CASH! NO! REPUTATION! NO CASH! NO REPUTATION*
“NO CASH! NO REPUTATION!”I Blurt out loud to Humphrey
“Oh Sorry Humphrey”I say
*I facetime the man and text in to give me 100 IPAD 2’S 50/50*
*Next night*
“Hey I got your ipads!”he says struggling with boxes
“also I brought 你 a new Macbook the most FASTEST LIGHTWEIGHT AND BIGGEST HD DRIVE IT EVER HAD AND A 100X Speed CD Drive and USB”He says in utter excitement
“Happy Programming!”he says walking out
*Again left*
“hey Mac GAMING NIGHT”Humphrey says
“Yep ok!”I say
*My IPAWD’S Were designed to Multitask(Doing Games And Programming For Example)*
“Hey Mac your losing terribly!
“Oh Sorry Humphrey its just that I…”I Say stuttering
*Humphrey tilts his head like in the movie*
“I Can’t Lie but I need to program 100 IPAWDS 50 For the pack 50 for 苹果 inc”I say
“Can I help “Humphrey says voluntarily
“Uhh Ok Its Simple and not simple”I say
“What’s this “Humphrey points to a ipawds battery board
*BZZT!*
“DAMN OUCH THAN HURT! FFu..”Humphrey almost Curses
*My ears go down when he almost Cursed*
“Isn’t very 狼 like to Curse “I say to him
“Sorry it’s that That was extremely painful”he says
“Sorry I forgot to change it to PAWTECH Mechanics So only paws no human
*I Had got so used to paws thumbs 或者 no thumbs they were handy!*
“IPAWD READY FOR HOWL INITIATION”The IPawd says
*I Howl*
“Developers mode activate Scan Paw to Auto program”The IPAWD Says
*I scan my paw*
*After 99 更多 Copies I facetimed the guy he taken 50 and left*
“HUMPHREY LOOK AT THIS CASH WOOHOO!”I Say excitedly 展示 him $10000
“Hey 狼 that’s all the copies we need thanks for the ipawds we could give them to canines to teach how to use them so your ipawds are going to a good cause”he says on facetime
“I Know what to buy”I say winking at Humphrey
*At the Wolfbook*
“Ok so 2 62 Inch Plama’s 2 Blu 射线, 雷 首页 theatre’s And that’s all”I say to Humphrey
*We Howl with joy*
*Kate opens the door*
“What are 你 two doing?”she says
“Buying stuff”we say
“CAN I GET SOMETHING?”She says excitedly
“Ok I don’t see why not”I say happily
“Uhh how do 你 work this?”she says confused
“Ok I will do it just point where”I say
*We go on a pointing rampage*
“Lets put on 爱情 Train Music”I say
*Plays 爱情 train music*
“Soothing song to me”I say
“Damn I am hungry!”I say
“Well lets go and get a caribou”I say
*Humphrey and kate agree*
“There”I say Tilting my ears to a caribou grazing
“Come on”kate says sneaking up to the unsuspecting caribou
*We sneak up to it*
*Instead Kate Whiffs her tail 3 times indicating that we all go for the neck*
*We get the caribou within a 秒 it collapsed….and it collapsed on Humphrey!*
“KATE WE NEED TO GET THIS OFF HIM!”I Say panicking since I was never in this situation…ever!
*We Get the caribou off him*
“HUMPHREY! WAKE UP!”I say shouting to the unconscious body
*He wakes up very slowly*
“Im Fine Im Just Very Hungry”He says limping over to the caribou
*He falls asleep*
“We cant carry him back like this its too dangerous”kate says
“Only if I could turn into a human”I whisper
*Suddenly I feel pins and needles around my body 识骨寻踪 cracking and other disgusting stuff*
“What the Heck?!”I say
*I Grab Humphrey and sprint back to the pack Kate was jogging I was sprinting*
“HUMAN!”Eve says Jumping onto me Scratching My Arm
“AHH F…..”I Say Cutting myself off
*I Lay Humphrey down*
“You need rest Humphrey”Hutch says
*CHAPTER 5 OUT CHAPTER 6 COMING SOON! PLEASE COMMENT!*
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one 日 Winston found out his 最喜爱的 shirt's 领, 衣领 had brown stains on it and 说 "Hey 你 idiots! I told 你 to wash my 衬衫 properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and 说 "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty 茶 cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.
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Name: Huxley
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple 老友记 in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other 老友记 include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His 最喜爱的 nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add 更多 later!
Ranking in Organization: XIV
Original Name: Humphrey
Sex: Male
Breed: Wolf
Age (human): 21
Mate: Terax
Color: Silver
Element: Darkness
Weapons: Two Oblivion keyblades
Personality: Huxley is the nobody of Humphrey. He will do anything to protect his wife Terax, from the heartless. Heartless are the one thing he hates. Although he is agressive and powerful in combat, he can be quite playful with his friends. He has multiple 老友记 in the Organization. His best friend is Roxas, Sora's nobody. His other 老友记 include: Namine, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, and somethimes Zexion. Every now and then he will train with Roxas and go and have heartless killing competitions. His 最喜爱的 nobodies to control are the Dusks.
I may add 更多 later!