Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to 你 about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t found out, but I like 你 更多 than her.”
That made Humphrey feel great, “Really?”
“Yes, now what was it 你 wanted to tell me?”
“Please tell your cousin, Lars about this, because I won’t be able to, but I had… I… man!”
“Dad, please!”
“I had sex with Aunt Lilly.”
Lars was not expecting something this shocking, “Why would 你 do your mate’s sister!?”
“I didn’t want to tell 你 this, but I had to. I didn’t have to either, I just thought it would be best.”
“Thanks for telling me, dad.”
“I better leave now, 你 hate your dad and 你 don’t want to see him again.”
“Dad, I 爱情 you, don’t treat yourself like that!”
“You’re just hiding it.”
Johnny got on two legs and spread his arms, “Hug.”
“Alright, it’s just because I 爱情 you.”
“Dad, I 爱情 你 too!”
Ashley came down, “Oh, sorry I didn’t know 你 two were having a moment!”
“It’s alright, Ashley, my dad thinks I hate him.”
Humphrey left and went back 首页 to see Mooch in an F-150 that didn’t seem right.
“Mooch, what happened to your other F-150?”
“This is my F-150.”
“What the hell did 你 do to it?”
“I just painted it green and added a canopy.”
“It looks so much different!”
“I least I can drive I in public again.”
“They probably got your license number.”
“I also took the plate off the front.”
Humphrey checked the license plate holder on the back. It used to say “West Jasper Ford.” Now it says, “Metallica” all over it.
“Nice holder man!”
“Thanks, wanna go for a spin?”
“Will it be much different?”
“The engine is 更多 powerful. I also put a turbo in it with nitrous.”
“Why?”
“So if cops recognize me, I can run.”
“They got helicopters 你 know.”
“Look in the bed.”
There was long case that was latched into the bed. When Humphrey opened it, he saw an RPG!
“Dude, where the hell did 你 get this thing!?”
“I robbed another bank before transforming my truck and bought that with 12 extra rockets.”
“Dude, 你 don’t need an RPG.”
“I could shoot down helicopters!”
“Why?”
“How else would I run from the cops?”
“By hiding in a closed place.”
“The helicopters will see me go in.”
Humphrey sighed, “There’s no talking 你 out of it.”
Mooch thought of something really important, “Dude, the instruments are at my house! We got give the instruments to Salty and Shakey to form a band!”
“Good idea man!”
They went into a four-way call, “Jamming session at Shakey’s den!” Humphrey yelled
“Why mine?”
“Because 你 have the big 屁股 drum kit!” Mooch yelled.
“Are 你 referring to your self?” Salty joked.
“Screw 你 man!”
“What is a jamming session anyway?” Shakey asked.
“It’s where a band comes together and plays!” Salty said.
“How do 你 know that?” Humphrey asked.
“I guessed.”
“Holy crap!”
“I don’t even know what a band is!”
“It’s three to eight people who come together and play instruments.”
“So, that means the four us 加入 in as a band?” Shakey asked.
“Yes, meet at Shakey’s den!” Humphrey hung up.
“Ok,” Salty hung up.
“Got it!” Mooch hung up.
“What happened to saying goodbye?” Shakey asked.
Humphrey and Mooch got the instruments, and the four met up at Shakey’s den. “Alright, Salty, this is for you.” Humphrey handed Salty the 低音 that they bought. “And Shakey, yours comes in many different pieces.”
“Why?”
“It’s big.”
They set up the drum kit and they started to randomly play some crap. Humphrey stopped them.
“Guys, let’s play And Justice For All.”
“We don’t know how to play that.” Shakey said.
“Just guess!”
They tried, it sounded crappy, “Guys, 你 know what? We’ll practice tomorrow, I gotta get going.”
“Alright, see 你 later.”
Humphrey got 首页 to Lilly and he paralyzed her again that night.