IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD 发布 一年多以前

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha 发布 一年多以前

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy 你 right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are 你 with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did 你 get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, 你 didn't text me back. 发布 一年多以前

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? 发布 一年多以前

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! 发布 一年多以前

Please 加入 my Joe moses 粉丝 club :) Thanks

link 发布 一年多以前

嘿 lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My 最喜爱的 characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) 发布 一年多以前

你 have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! 发布 一年多以前

爱情 this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? 发布 一年多以前

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then 你 wouldn't be able to play the 吉他 anymore, and all of your 老友记 would leave 你 alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! 发布 一年多以前

Dear Papa

I am 写作 to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to 你 on the very first 日 of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me 更多 times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco 发布 一年多以前

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! 发布 一年多以前

下一个 time I need a permission slip 或者 need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse 发布 一年多以前

I'm gonna pwn this pony! 发布 一年多以前

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t 移动 forward,
why shouldn’t we… 移动 back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* 发布 一年多以前

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this 你 bastard Aloha Mora!" 发布 一年多以前

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" 发布 一年多以前

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt 爱情 him :( 发布 一年多以前

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do 你 want to be my friend? 发布 一年多以前

didya get my text? 发布 一年多以前

你 can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* 发布 一年多以前

I was watching Unwrapped on the 食物 Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. 发布 一年多以前

What did 你 get?
Defeat....
发布 一年多以前

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! 发布 一年多以前

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. 发布 一年多以前

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! 发布 一年多以前

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! 发布 一年多以前

Who looks stupid now?!

你 do. 发布 一年多以前

最喜爱的 way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? 发布 一年多以前

hermione can't draw 发布 一年多以前

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did 你 get mah text? 发布 一年多以前

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why 你 being such a lousy boyfriend?! 发布 一年多以前

秒 POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives 你 a red vine package* 发布 一年多以前

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? 发布 一年多以前