WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! :P

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems 你 don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down

I guess I 迷失 a little bit of self-esteem
That time that 你 made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now 你 tell all your 老友记 that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did 你 disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling 你 don't 爱情 me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light...

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I 爱情 the way 你 lie
I 爱情 the way 你 lie

[Eminem]
I can't tell 你 what it really is
I can only tell 你 what it feels like
And right now it's a steel 刀 in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I 爱情 it the 更多 I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown,...

你 were a great uncle
A brother, a friend
You never walked away from us
You stood there until the end

You looked for help in all the wrong places
Spent your money at all the dog races
Told your jokes half-heartedly and drunk
And always needed a place to bunk

We 爱情 you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo
We 爱情 you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo

But that's still no reason to end your life
Still no reason to end your strife
You had us, your 首页 away from home
You had us waiting to take 你 home

We...