Hey, my name's Jozyl Jocoti but most to all civilians like yourself would know me as Shayde. That's right I called 你 a civilian, if you're getting the hint here that means I am most likely a superhero 或者 supervillian (Mwhahahaha! Just kidding) 或者 maybe I could be neither 或者 maybe both? I dunno I haven't picked a side yet.
Well anyways I've decided to write my life down in this very article(s) 你 dear civilian are reading. And if 你 are 阅读 this I advise 你 to read with caution, this is a tale of extraordinary events of a not so normal girl along with her definitely not normal friends, plus some violence and bloodlust that I advise younger children under the age of 13 to stop 阅读 immediately.
Dudes don't worry its not that bad. Well it may come close but we are getting off the point. Again my name's Jozyl otherwise known as Shayde I'm 15 years old (well actually if 你 want to get technical I'm only 1 1/2 but we'll get to that part later) I have currently decided to write down my major life events (mainly 'cause my dad/creator wants me to be 更多 creative and 更多 active in extra-curricular activities) and this is my life!
Now... Where should I start? I suppose at the beginning but it's kind of long and complicated and boring and etc. I really don't want to go into that right now. Uh... What's another good place? How about the first time I met a JL member! Yeah that's definitely a good place to start! Trust me you'll like this,its a very inspiring tale! Yeah,not really but we've got to start somewhere.
Ok, I was just having a nice stroll... 或者 roll...(I have a wheelchair as a civilian..or when I'm pretending to be a civilian) in the city. It was a nice and cool May evening in D.C. The sun was setting giving the sky a pretty 红橙色, 带红色橙色 hue. I was actually on my way to Cadmus, my dad's/creator's workplace. His "job" isn't exactly a stable one. He had quit Cadmus about two years ago, and now the just recently "rehired" him. (Another story for another time)
My nice evening was abruptly interrupted 由 a woman's scream and then a gunshot fired into the air from behind me.
I did a quick turnaround just as the police sirens came wailing by, followed 由 the ambulance, and then the firetruck. Citizens were already crowding down the 街, 街道 at the Hometown Bank Of D.C.
"Great." I muttered to myself "Bank robbery, I thought people could at least wait a week since the last one."
I heard shouting and 更多 screaming coming from the inside of the bank as the police set up a perimeter. then the voice of the lead thug shout out to the cops "Anyone try anything and we start shooting! Got that?!"
Oh, yeah that screams cliché, how many 电影院 has this guy seen?
I rolled my eyes then rolled myself into a side alleyway. With all the commotion no one would notice a half-blind paralyzed girl in a wheelchair just randomly roll herself into a shadowed alleway! Yeah, most civilians just tend to see what's right in front of them. But 你 shouldn't worry, dark shadowy places are where I do my best work.
I parked myself about halfway through the alley, right in a good shadow zone. I put my hand up against the place of blocked light and felt myself surge with my power, the power of the shadows. I became one myself and felt the cool temperature drop in my body, 嘿 no light, no heat. I rose from my wheelchair as a solid shadow, I felt so free, I could walk, run, stand on my own, I wasn't restrained 由 that stupid thing and better yet I could see. In civilian mode I only have about 20% of my vision but when I go into my super dude shadow mode well I can't see in a sense of what 你 think seeing is but through the shadows. I see what they see, and that's alot(the shadows make perfect spying tools everyone no matter what will always have a shadow so built in video monitorfor me almost 24/7), its all black and white though and backwards, its hard to explain if 你 haven't seen it yourself.
Turning into a shadow is a pretty cool feeling, but fusing with another shadow is even cooler. Imagine being a tiny water droplet being dropped into the ocean. When 你 drop into the ocean 你 become part of that bigger source. Can 你 still define yourself that little water droplet? Yes and no. Yes because its your mind, its you. 你 can define yourself right? Even if 你 are a water droplet in the middle of the ocean, 你 can define yourself. 或者 can you? If this really was just a water droplet in the middle of the ocean then that droplet just becomes part of the ocean, if we somehow take a 随意 droplet out the ocean, will it still be that same droplet?
Do 你 get what I'm saying? Yes? No? Maybe so? I don't dudes but I'm trying my best here. To me that's how it feels to you... Most likely your brain is hurting.
Anyways so there I was fused in with the shadows of the alleyway, I traveled through the shadows to back entrance of the bank of it was heavily bolted with I don't know about 10 tons of steel? I heard a click and clack as the door opened. Man, these thugs were just as predictable as I thought. Two guys with those totally out of style ski masks came out with sacks practically overflowing with green cash, they were followed 由 two 更多 thugs, both with guns, then most likely the head honcho came out. He was trying to get the other guys to hurry up down the alley to an armored truck that they had probably stolen. But I definitely ws not gonna give them that chance. Maybe it had only been about a week since the last bank robbery attempt but I am a girl that tends to get bored with life rather quickly.
I waited for them to get just around the corner to the truck when I took control of the shadows to form one of my 最喜爱的 超能英雄 of the night. The dark knight.
I overexaggerated his 个人资料 to fit the 墙 the dudes had the truck against, when th sunlight went away and when they spotted the reason why, it was pure terror! The caught 由 none other than the "Batman"! I could barely hold back my laughter. The thug in charge sent two of his men to investigate but as soon as they rounded the corner the were met 由 my TKO shadow punch! Bam and bam! The dudes went flying back to there big bad boss. 由 then the sun was almost down, the light was fading and the darkness growing. My 最喜爱的 time of day.
But my dad/creator would soon be getting worried if I didn't get back to the lab soon. Man, I kinda wanted to have just a little bit 更多 fun...
So, I while concealing me and my shadows form as the 蝙蝠侠 I took down some 更多 thugs, and even threw around some shadow batarangs. When it came down to the big bad head honcho he was so scared that he just gave up and ran out the alley screaming "I give up! I can't fight Batman! Somebody help!" Fortunately those somebodies were the cops, dude ran straight into them.
"Wait? Batman?" I heard one cop say.
"In there! In there!" The dude pointed straight at the shadows, at me really.
The police dude that questioned him walked into the alley, but all he saw were the shadows, and the thugs gang, along with the truck and the money.
I kinda wished I could stay, bask in the glory for once but I had to get back to the lab and 由 now my dad/creator would be definitely 更多 then just worried.
That's all the time we have now folks, see ya 下一个 time!