Okay, so I've learned most of these from experience, so if 你 REALLY want to get on Batman's bad side, do all of the above...er below. If 你 want to live without the fear of a batty death, do NOT do any of the below. There's your warning.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman 你 saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and 显示 him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see 你 in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility 带, 皮带 with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his 座位 for dear life.
10) Tell 蝙蝠侠 he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock 蝙蝠侠 and a little 粉丝 girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and 蝙蝠侠 wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock 蝙蝠侠 and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that 蝙蝠侠 is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever 蝙蝠侠 goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" 由 Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever 你 go through the zeta tubes and 蝙蝠侠 is near, say "Energize" like on 星, 星级 Trek.
24) When 蝙蝠侠 is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility 带, 皮带 to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's 你 and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 蝙蝠侠 B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
1) Poke him constantly in the face going "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face".
2) Tell Wonder Woman 你 saw Catwoman making out with Batman, and that she needs to have 'The Talk' with him.
3) Paint all of his uniforms bright pink.
4) Tie him up and 显示 him pictures his own baby pictures.
5) Throw an exploding can of Pepsi out of a helicopter right above him so he'll smell like Pepsi for a week.
6) Tell him you've seen his triple encrypted files of Catwoman.
7) Whenever he asks to see 你 in private, walk towards him humming 'Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!'
8) Replace all the things in his utility 带, 皮带 with cookie versions of the same thing.
9) When in the bat-jet, ask him if he has "Bat-bugers" for long ride. Then hold on to his 座位 for dear life.
10) Tell 蝙蝠侠 he takes himself to seriously.
11) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if his 'Batty' sense are tingling when he stands really still for a second.
12) Lock 蝙蝠侠 and a little 粉丝 girl in a closet with no way out.
13) Declare an official 'Hug a Batman' day.
14) Yell "BURN!" whenever the team is proved right and 蝙蝠侠 wrong.
Finally...
15) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if he and Kristan Stewert are related.
UPDATED!!!!
16) Steal Robin. (unadvised)
17) Lock 蝙蝠侠 and Flash on a sugar high in a sealed room and bet on who will come out alive.
18) Get M'gann to disguise herself as Catwoman to get as much info out of Bat's about his personal life as possible.
19) Dress up as Joker for Halloween.
20) Tell the new members that 蝙蝠侠 is secretly a woman.
21) Get Robin to hack the speakers so where ever 蝙蝠侠 goes, it'll play the first verse of "I need a hero" 由 Bonnie Tyler, over and over and over.
22) Ask 蝙蝠侠 if all things considered, was insanity the only reasonable alternative.
23) Whenever 你 go through the zeta tubes and 蝙蝠侠 is near, say "Energize" like on 星, 星级 Trek.
24) When 蝙蝠侠 is using his staff, make light saber sounds.
25) Get Zatanna to charm his utility 带, 皮带 to make it talk and complain about stuff.
UPDATED AGAIN!!!!
26) Crank call him even when he knows it's 你 and tell him stupid jokes.
27) Hack his Zeta Beam ID so whenever he enters, it goes ''Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 蝙蝠侠 B0...' (I have no idea what his id is)
28) Ask him if Catwoman has touched his weenis (the skin on your elbow, for those who don't know)
29) Sit in the big chair in front of his Bat-computer, then go 'I have been expecting you, mister bat' While slowly turning around.
30) Tell Catwoman where the Bat-Cave is.
Watch when the Team is battling Red Volcano. Notice when Miss M and Supes say "We aren't human!" Supey is flying!
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