Hello friends/readers. What 你 are about to read may shock some of you. All rights for Sam aka Red Revenge belong to The_Writer and always will. This is a collab interview.
Alright. Just so 你 know, Becca's answers/statements/objections will be in italics and Sam's will be in bold. Anything in astrics (* *) will be actions. Now for the interview. First 问题 is for Sam. Why are 你 so persistent?
Persistent? Who ever said-
Too big a word for Sammy's brain.
Shut up Becky!
下一个 question! Sam, how do 你 think people would describe your mild-mannered alter ego? So....how do 你 think people describe Samuel Grant?
I don't think. I know.
Well then how would they describe Samuel Grant?
Handsome, sensitive, brave-
*Both look at Becca who is laughing hysterically*
That's NOT what I've heard at all!
So Becca, how do people describe Sam Grant?
That's easy! They describe him as a rich play boy.
They do not! People 爱情 me!
You wish!
Okay so Becca, how do 你 think people describe you?
*Laughter stops and Sam smirks*
I don't need to hear them to know. Sure people will talk to me, but just from an outside glance, I'm a freak. Always a punk, always alone. And the team? I know how they describe me. A traitor.
*Studio becomes quiet*
You're wrong. Everyone looks at 你 and knows you're beautiful. The team thinks highly of you. And those that don't are idiots.
*I look between the two, to my note cards, then back. Note cards are thrown in the air*
Well that brings me to my 下一个 question. What is your guys' relationship?
WHAT relationship?!
*hides behind brick 墙 and shouts back*
Some people think 你 guys have chemistry. Others think 你 guys are enemies. Which is it? Please don't hurt me!!!!
I hate him!
She's SO annoying!
HE never shuts up!
SHE pokes her nose where she doesn't belong!
He's the cold prince of Hell!
She's SUCH a princess!
He needs to be 更多 sensitive!
SHE needs to mind her own business!
He just needs to admit that he can't win!
She needs to admit I can beat her in a fight!
*is now sitting back in my chair and uses a blow horn. Both glare at me.*
It's obvious 你 guys just can not stop arguing. But neither can 你 stop complimenting each other.
WHAT?!
Yes. In fact, Sam 你 have a big ego. When Becca called 你 a prince, 你 probably liked it. Just like Becca thought it was sweet that 你 remembered she IS a princess.
Eww gross! Sam isn't sweet at all! He's a jerk!
She called me the prince of HELL! She'd HAVE to be the princess of Hell!
*raises eyebrows*
This love/hate friends/enemy relationship amuses me.
I DON'T 爱情 HER/HIM!!!!
So how is it that 蝙蝠侠 pairs 你 guys up for so many missions?
He's evil!
He hates me!
Hmmm...okay. So what kept 你 two motivated when 你 had to pose as girlfriend/boyfriend?
We blew our cover!
That mission was a complete disaster!
So 你 enjoyed it. Makes sense.
I DID NOT!
Well 你 evaded the question. So what's your answer?
Too bad. 下一个 time you'll learn the answer!
Alright. Just so 你 know, Becca's answers/statements/objections will be in italics and Sam's will be in bold. Anything in astrics (* *) will be actions. Now for the interview. First 问题 is for Sam. Why are 你 so persistent?
Persistent? Who ever said-
Too big a word for Sammy's brain.
Shut up Becky!
下一个 question! Sam, how do 你 think people would describe your mild-mannered alter ego? So....how do 你 think people describe Samuel Grant?
I don't think. I know.
Well then how would they describe Samuel Grant?
Handsome, sensitive, brave-
*Both look at Becca who is laughing hysterically*
That's NOT what I've heard at all!
So Becca, how do people describe Sam Grant?
That's easy! They describe him as a rich play boy.
They do not! People 爱情 me!
You wish!
Okay so Becca, how do 你 think people describe you?
*Laughter stops and Sam smirks*
I don't need to hear them to know. Sure people will talk to me, but just from an outside glance, I'm a freak. Always a punk, always alone. And the team? I know how they describe me. A traitor.
*Studio becomes quiet*
You're wrong. Everyone looks at 你 and knows you're beautiful. The team thinks highly of you. And those that don't are idiots.
*I look between the two, to my note cards, then back. Note cards are thrown in the air*
Well that brings me to my 下一个 question. What is your guys' relationship?
WHAT relationship?!
*hides behind brick 墙 and shouts back*
Some people think 你 guys have chemistry. Others think 你 guys are enemies. Which is it? Please don't hurt me!!!!
I hate him!
She's SO annoying!
HE never shuts up!
SHE pokes her nose where she doesn't belong!
He's the cold prince of Hell!
She's SUCH a princess!
He needs to be 更多 sensitive!
SHE needs to mind her own business!
He just needs to admit that he can't win!
She needs to admit I can beat her in a fight!
*is now sitting back in my chair and uses a blow horn. Both glare at me.*
It's obvious 你 guys just can not stop arguing. But neither can 你 stop complimenting each other.
WHAT?!
Yes. In fact, Sam 你 have a big ego. When Becca called 你 a prince, 你 probably liked it. Just like Becca thought it was sweet that 你 remembered she IS a princess.
Eww gross! Sam isn't sweet at all! He's a jerk!
She called me the prince of HELL! She'd HAVE to be the princess of Hell!
*raises eyebrows*
This love/hate friends/enemy relationship amuses me.
I DON'T 爱情 HER/HIM!!!!
So how is it that 蝙蝠侠 pairs 你 guys up for so many missions?
He's evil!
He hates me!
Hmmm...okay. So what kept 你 two motivated when 你 had to pose as girlfriend/boyfriend?
We blew our cover!
That mission was a complete disaster!
So 你 enjoyed it. Makes sense.
I DID NOT!
Well 你 evaded the question. So what's your answer?
Too bad. 下一个 time you'll learn the answer!