Nate: (Drives car down 街, 街道 in city)
Emma: So, do 你 know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. 你 know, with 食物 and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting 你 choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down 街, 街道 with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would 你 like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as 更多 and 更多 of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the 更多 最近的 sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 或者 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 摩托车 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 下一个 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

日本 makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. 你 play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as 你 look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if 你 look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a 日本漫画 with a 标题 so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if 你 don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent 爬坡道, 小山 2 and why it’s my 最喜爱的 horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, 或者 even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, 婊子, 子
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will 你 stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first 文章 of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where 你 play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and 你 have a choice to be good 或者 evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this 文章 contains spoilers)

Boss: 黄蜂 Queen
The 黄蜂 皇后乐队 is the...

So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, 或者 Fable: The 迷失 Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, 或者 Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The 迷失 Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need 超能英雄 to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. 你 invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. 你 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how 你 found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a 年 或者 two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought 你 were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Song: link



Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and 动画片 allows people to do things that 你 couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to 爱情 animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still 爱情 the 动画片 of 动画片 and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with 你 all 动画片 styles 由 creators that I 爱情 the most. Some 你 may like, and some I may get 你 to like. So, let’s start with the...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed 由 the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a 年 after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss 或者 even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are 粉丝 of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack 由 dragons. So, with the use of...

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, 你 always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, 你 don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Anime girls depending on clothing 或者 breast size:

Small breasts, 更多 layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one 婊子, 子 nobody likes 或者 for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just 由 them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, 更多 layers of clothes, 或者 fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done 由 Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for 你 all, not a Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...