Some time during middle school, my parents got into this really bad fight. So bad, that my dad left and went to Middletown, 或者 as I like to call it, A piece of the worst part of New York, and my mother, along with my and my siblings, went with our mother to our grandmother’s house. She lived in a big three story house, with a whole bunch of space. However, she was usually grumpy, always getting mad at the smallest things. Like whenever I played Pokemon Black and White too much on my DS. I would play that game like crazy, even at the 晚餐 table, and then my grandma would go on about “Back in the day” 或者 something. I never really paid attention. I mean, I was a twelve 年 old who was just becoming a hardcore gamer. What was I supposed to do? Put the DS down and listen? What am I, a social person? Anyway, when I played this game at my school, one of my 老友记 told me about Gardevoir. He 说 how she is a great Pokemon and I should get her at all costs. Now, when I heard this, I thought “Fuck yes. I will be the greatest Pokemon trainer in the world”...... Pathetic, I know. Also, I was so excited hearing about Gardevoir, that I thought she was the rarest Pokemon alive….. obviously, I haven’t heard of this one thing called Mewtwo. Anyway, I looked all over the game for weeks, trying to find a Gardevoir, but I just couldn’t find her. So, that’s when I decided to do the best thing anyone would do. I cheated. I planned on using my grandmother’s computer, look up where to find her online, and that would be that. Now, this would have been a very quick and simple thing…. If it wasn’t for the fact that my grandmother’s computer was NOTHING like the computer I had before. The keyboard was a lot 更多 flat, and the 老鼠, 鼠标 was so hard to 移动 around. The keys were far 更多 separated from each other than I was used to. However, I wasn’t going to let that stop me from finding a Gardevoir. So, I searched as best as I could, trying to figure out where I could find her. I saw all kinds of links, but the suddenly, I saw this one that 说 Gardevoir Image and some 随意 numbers on the end. I thought that this would be a simple map that would be easy… I was HORRIBLY wrong. Once I clicked on the link, my jaw just dropped as if it was dislocated. What I saw was a Gardevoir 展示 off a lot of sexual parts… And I mean a lot. I mean, dear god. Let’s just say that this is how I discovered what a vagina was… And I was horribly freaked out. So, after my shock wore off, I tried to get the picture off the screen. Now, before I continue, I just want to point out something else. My grandmother’s printer. This thing here, is the spawn of Satan. Why is it the spawn of Satan? Because this thing is super slow. I mean super slow. It will always print something at the speed of the snail, and I mean slower than the usual printer, which makes it 更多 awful. But what truly shows that this thing is evil is…. Well, I’ll 显示 you. So anyway, I was trying to get this revealing Gardevoir off the computer screen. Let me remind you, these keys were nothing I was used to, and the 老鼠, 鼠标 was hard for me to control. I accidently pressed a button, which asked me if I should print 或者 not. I kept trying to get out, but it kept insisting that it prints. Fortunately, I got rid of the thing. However, unfortunately, my brother was on the other damn side of the door, and he was turning the knob. I had just gotten the picture off the screen right when he came it. I was so damn close to being caught, let me tell you… 或者 so I thought. So, my brother asked what I was doing, and I just told him it was school work. But then suddenly, I heard the printer printing something. I turned around in what I swear was the most dramatic way possible, and what I saw was that the fucking printer had printed out the goddamn picture, even after I kept telling it no. So here I was, standing here, with my brother and a picture of a sexualized Gardevoir coming out of the printer. Of course, there was not at all an easy way to explain this. 你 try getting in this situation, and tell me if it’s easy to explain. Thankfully, my brother, who was just as shocked as I was at the picture, agreed to not tell anyone, and we never talked about it again. So yeah, be careful with what 你 look up online.