windwakerguy430 Club
加入
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop


So, Final 幻想 VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final 幻想 VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired 由 it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a 太空 parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in the future. Their adventure takes them to all sorts of places, from the post-apocalyptic earth in the future, to the Dark Ages of 1000 to the Prehistoric Period with 恐龙 and cave people. The game also introduces 你 to a ton of fun characters, like Crono’s 老友记 Marle and Lucca, to the knight turned frog humanoid, Frog, the robot in the future creatively named Robo, and the strong cave woman, AKA best girl, Ayla. There is also a secret party member, but spoilers to that for a twenty 年 old game. The game is a ton of fun to play, from the creative battle system to the world exploring. Chrono Trigger was the first (According to my knowledge) to do something I like in RPGs. Have enemies on screen so 你 can attack them 或者 avoid them. It’s kind of the worst thing about the Final 幻想 franchise. When 你 are in a battle, each party member is real useful. 你 got Robo and Ayla’s insane strength, Frog’s ability to cast water spells that help a long, and Marle’s real useful healing magics. And if 你 have two party members at once, 你 can perform duo moves, where both party members attack at once for a special move. And if 你 are real crazy, all three party members can attack and get even 更多 damage in on enemies. The story is also really good and is filled with a lot of moments I love. From Robo wanting to help a forest 由 waiting in the past and then growing a forest for the present time, to Frog battling his foe Mundas at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his castle, to Marle coming to terms with her father and his actions, Lucca dreaming about her past and how she has to deal with the grief over her mother’s injury, and my favorite, where 你 can go and save Chrono 由 going through time (Light spoilers). 你 can choose not to help him, and just beat the game without him, but, really, 你 should probably go and help him, cause he’s a real good party member to have. And Lavos, what a villain. For just being a giant parasite, he is a damn threatening enemy, let me tell you. From his 音乐 to his actions, and despite just being a bunch of static noise coming from the SNES, the scream he makes is terrifying. I 爱情 it
Chrono Trigger is an all time classic when it comes to RPGs on the SNES. It’s hard for me to compare anything else to it. I really wish they’d make a sequel to it, but then I remember that they made Chrono Cross, and……… yeah, no thanks. And do I really want Square Enix of all people to make 更多 games of this classic? Not really. Let’s just be thankful with what we have and remember how great Chrono Trigger really is.
posted by windwakerguy430
(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any 超能英雄 hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
continue reading...
(Please be advised that there's some 更多 mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming 图标 and certainly one of the most 流行的 anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
continue reading...
(Please be advised that there's some 更多 mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to 爱情 about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is 总体, 整体 a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why 你 may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
continue reading...
 Art 由 SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Wow, a horror 日本动漫 review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot 更多 of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I 爱情 oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which 你 know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an 日本动漫 about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this 日本动漫 just so happens...
continue reading...
I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may 爱情 those family friendly 任天堂 games, and all of those bright 颜色 in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
continue reading...
Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple 狗 (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
continue reading...
Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten 由 a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: 你 there, are 你 Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if 你 would come with us
Wind: I’m...
continue reading...
#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable 由 radar....
continue reading...
Boy, do I 爱情 video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to 列表 the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million 更多 games, I may make another 列表 in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after 你 get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
continue reading...
Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one 由 far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, 由 far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
continue reading...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of 你 with the flu who think 你 got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
continue reading...
#10: 首页 SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple 首页 grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this 由 making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
continue reading...
1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's 日 (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
continue reading...
 WARNING: These songs will make 你 wish 你 were never born. Seriously, if 你 think 你 know bad songs, 你 haven't seen anything yet.
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I 说 I hated it. 音乐 is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little 更多 entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether 你 like them 或者 not, 你 have to admit...
continue reading...
你 know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this 列表 is about.

The 日本动漫 on this 列表 are all 日本动漫 that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it 或者 just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry 由 saying that I 爱情 comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
continue reading...
Well, we’re finally at the 最佳, 返回页首 ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror 日本动漫 must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The 显示 is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the 海滩 named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
continue reading...
Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing 电影院 out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell 你 all the worst 电影院 I have ever seen. First off, these have to be 电影院 that I have seen, so no 食物 Fight, Biodome, 或者 any of the animated 泰坦尼克号 movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
continue reading...
After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, 或者 are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, 或者 Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
continue reading...
Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. 你 know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish 你 for your poor choices throughout the game and give 你 a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
continue reading...
Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. 你 know, the ones that make 你 want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, 或者 any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
continue reading...