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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say 足球 is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where 你 play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the fun of it. And if you’re wondering why I’m talking about this shit in a Tony Hawk game, it’s because Tony Hawk’s Underground actually has a story mode. And it’s pretty good. Well, not amazing, but I 爱情 going through it a hundred times for the fun of it. 你 gotta run from drug dealers, travel to Florida, and then, 加入 a skating team in the hopes of going to San Diego, Hawaii, Vancouver, and Moscow just so 你 can have a chance at getting a career in skateboarding. One of the features that Underground introduces, aside from a story mode, is that 你 can now jump off your skateboard and explore the map. Sure, there isn’t much, but I really loved going through the levels in this game when I was kid, like the dirty dumpers of New Jersey. Wow, they got every detail of Jersey. All it needs is a thousand freeways, and it’ll be perfect. But seriously, the real mechanic for getting off your board is to continue your combos. If you’re scared of cracking your skull, just get off your board to land on your feet. A timer will appear as soon as 你 do. 你 gotta do a trick in that amount of time to keep your combo going. When it comes to missions where 你 gotta get a high combo, this mechanic can destroy the competition if 你 know what 你 are doing. This game was just a childhood 最喜爱的 of mine and my brothers. We would always go through the story, try and fail to do crazy tricks, run down the homeless for fun, good times. I actually remember this game interesting me in skateboarding, and the end result was that I broke my foot and decided, “No thanks, I’ll just stick with the video games”. And the story was real good, for a first time in a Tony Hawk game. A lot of good humor, a lot of interesting moment, and Eric Sparrow, one of my most hated childhood characters. Seriously, fuck you, Sparrow. And then there’s the amount of creation in this game. Skyrim is fun, but man, what a pisspoor character creator. And then 你 got Tony Hawk’s Underground, with a ton of faces, heights, clothes, and hair styles, the ability to create your own skateboard 设计 and 你 can create a whole 滑冰 park, which will 更多 than likely be covered in spikes, cause fuck it. Sure, the character model for your character can look… disgusting, but that aside, it’s amazing the amount of items 你 can use on your character, and it makes 你 want to replay it some more. I remember my brother filling an entire memory card on our Gamecube with created characters.
Tony Hawk Underground just gives me so many fond childhood memories and I 爱情 it. There is only other game that gives me a ton of childhood memories, but we’ll get to that later. For the time being, Underground is a true classic from my childhood that I 爱情 dearly, and it was considered 由 Neversoft to be their best game. And I agree. It may not be as perfect as Pro Skater 3, but to me, it’s the best kind of game in the franchise.
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Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are 你 doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy 你 the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do 你 want?
James: Did 你 hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, 你 wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked 圣诞节 a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated 圣诞节 the whole 圣诞节 season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her 心 或者 her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: 你 overslept again. Were 你 too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want 你 to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the 列表 for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made 吉他 Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, 你 know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some 随意 Pokemon in the 草 或者 something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, 你 looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at 你 like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge 你 to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing 日本动漫 that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That 日本动漫 is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an 日本动漫 that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down 由 the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired 由 the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James 乌鸦 was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed 由 one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take 你 to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t 你 cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t 你 squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold 你 firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
你 weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white 面包车, 范 with 糖果 in the back
Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And 由 treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a 盒式磁带, 墨盒 lying on the 表 written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, 说 Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. 你 live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When 你 look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, 你 see, I have this 安全 here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, 你 just have this big 屁股 安全 lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of 你 outside the city, 你 better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With 你 assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 日本动漫 list, I should do a 最佳, 返回页首 ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst 日本动漫 I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let 你 guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an 日本动漫 that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet 耶稣 that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who 说 that? Are 你 a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that 你 weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: 嘿 LISTEN 嘿 LISTEN
Link: 或者 this
Kebora Gebora: If 你 are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: 你 know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... 伦敦 and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground 或者 in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 你 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case 你 couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors 你 need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people 你 wouldn’t want to run into in real life and 你 definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the 粉丝 tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. 你 don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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After finally completing Dark Souls, I can say that it has easily become one of my 最喜爱的 RPGs, and I can not wait for Dark Souls III to come out. There are quite a lot to enjoy about Dark Souls. The combat, the levels, the characters, even the story (Or what incredibly little of a story there is). But I think the best part of Dark Souls has to be the boss battles….. Sometimes. There are some good bosses and there are some… less than spectacular bosses. So, today, I want to share with 你 all the bosses from this game that I like and dislike. Now, of course, this is my opinion. 你 may...
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