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So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say 足球 is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where 你 play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the fun of it. And if you’re wondering why I’m talking about this shit in a Tony Hawk game, it’s because Tony Hawk’s Underground actually has a story mode. And it’s pretty good. Well, not amazing, but I 爱情 going through it a hundred times for the fun of it. 你 gotta run from drug dealers, travel to Florida, and then, 加入 a skating team in the hopes of going to San Diego, Hawaii, Vancouver, and Moscow just so 你 can have a chance at getting a career in skateboarding. One of the features that Underground introduces, aside from a story mode, is that 你 can now jump off your skateboard and explore the map. Sure, there isn’t much, but I really loved going through the levels in this game when I was kid, like the dirty dumpers of New Jersey. Wow, they got every detail of Jersey. All it needs is a thousand freeways, and it’ll be perfect. But seriously, the real mechanic for getting off your board is to continue your combos. If you’re scared of cracking your skull, just get off your board to land on your feet. A timer will appear as soon as 你 do. 你 gotta do a trick in that amount of time to keep your combo going. When it comes to missions where 你 gotta get a high combo, this mechanic can destroy the competition if 你 know what 你 are doing. This game was just a childhood 最喜爱的 of mine and my brothers. We would always go through the story, try and fail to do crazy tricks, run down the homeless for fun, good times. I actually remember this game interesting me in skateboarding, and the end result was that I broke my foot and decided, “No thanks, I’ll just stick with the video games”. And the story was real good, for a first time in a Tony Hawk game. A lot of good humor, a lot of interesting moment, and Eric Sparrow, one of my most hated childhood characters. Seriously, fuck you, Sparrow. And then there’s the amount of creation in this game. Skyrim is fun, but man, what a pisspoor character creator. And then 你 got Tony Hawk’s Underground, with a ton of faces, heights, clothes, and hair styles, the ability to create your own skateboard 设计 and 你 can create a whole 滑冰 park, which will 更多 than likely be covered in spikes, cause fuck it. Sure, the character model for your character can look… disgusting, but that aside, it’s amazing the amount of items 你 can use on your character, and it makes 你 want to replay it some more. I remember my brother filling an entire memory card on our Gamecube with created characters.
Tony Hawk Underground just gives me so many fond childhood memories and I 爱情 it. There is only other game that gives me a ton of childhood memories, but we’ll get to that later. For the time being, Underground is a true classic from my childhood that I 爱情 dearly, and it was considered 由 Neversoft to be their best game. And I agree. It may not be as perfect as Pro Skater 3, but to me, it’s the best kind of game in the franchise.
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Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to 爱情 about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is 总体, 整体 a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why 你 may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the 都市传说 known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat 更多 at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
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(Nick 答案 door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are 你 going to knock on this door. Do 你 want me to shoot 你 in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of 你 slamming the door in my face. 你 know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying 更多 ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the 吉他 Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of 啤酒 on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want 你 sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: 你 shitting...
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Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*

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Captain Jefferson: 你 guys are good, but 你 need to be 更多 careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.

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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.

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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
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Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

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Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...
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