School Boy: Great. Late again (Walks out) Okay, master, I’m leaving
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of 啤酒 cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat 烤面包, 吐司 on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with 烤面包, 吐司 in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: 嘿 confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl 你 like
爱情 Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts bouncing uncontrollably)
Perverted Friend: (His nose bleeds, and he gets launched backwards)
School Boy: Hello, Lucy
爱情 Interest: I’m the only one with a normal name
Antagonist: Hello, enemy (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Hello, you
Antagonist: I hate 你 because plot (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Well I hate 你 too
Antagonist: Good (Adjusts glasses)
(Later)
School Boy: (Sits in the back of class, looking out the window)
Teacher: (Hits 台, 办公桌 with ruler) Pay attention. Just because my teachings has nothing to do with the plot, that doesn’t mean 你 can just look out the window and fantasies about your life
(Later)
School Boy: (Walks over to the girl) Hey, Lucy
爱情 Interest: My name is still normal
School Boy: So, I was wondering if you’d like to- (Perverted Friend, still bleeding out his nose, bumps into School Boy and he lands into her breasts)
爱情 Interest: …. Are 你 okay
School Boy: (Muffled, with a large bead of sweat) I’m fine, yes.
随意 Guy: I have super powers (Turns super saiyan)
随意 Guy 2: I have a giant robot (Pilots a mech)
随意 Guy 3: Why are my eyes so big
(Random ending song plays while the characters walk into the sunset, while the singer sings in Japanese about friendship)
(Later)
Wind: … 日本动漫 is so weird…. (Watches 更多 of it)
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of 啤酒 cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat 烤面包, 吐司 on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with 烤面包, 吐司 in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: 嘿 confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl 你 like
爱情 Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts bouncing uncontrollably)
Perverted Friend: (His nose bleeds, and he gets launched backwards)
School Boy: Hello, Lucy
爱情 Interest: I’m the only one with a normal name
Antagonist: Hello, enemy (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Hello, you
Antagonist: I hate 你 because plot (Adjusts glasses)
School Boy: Well I hate 你 too
Antagonist: Good (Adjusts glasses)
(Later)
School Boy: (Sits in the back of class, looking out the window)
Teacher: (Hits 台, 办公桌 with ruler) Pay attention. Just because my teachings has nothing to do with the plot, that doesn’t mean 你 can just look out the window and fantasies about your life
(Later)
School Boy: (Walks over to the girl) Hey, Lucy
爱情 Interest: My name is still normal
School Boy: So, I was wondering if you’d like to- (Perverted Friend, still bleeding out his nose, bumps into School Boy and he lands into her breasts)
爱情 Interest: …. Are 你 okay
School Boy: (Muffled, with a large bead of sweat) I’m fine, yes.
随意 Guy: I have super powers (Turns super saiyan)
随意 Guy 2: I have a giant robot (Pilots a mech)
随意 Guy 3: Why are my eyes so big
(Random ending song plays while the characters walk into the sunset, while the singer sings in Japanese about friendship)
(Later)
Wind: … 日本动漫 is so weird…. (Watches 更多 of it)