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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 由 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 手套 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 你 if 你 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 你 outta here" Nancy warned, as she worked as one the waitresses.

"Right, sorry" Dean said.

When he was alone, he realized he was scratched from the dream figure.

Suddenly Kris arrived, and going crazy with fear, he told her about the scary figure in his dreams, who keeps trying to kill him.

Not realizing how REAL this threat is, Kris told him to man it out basically, it's a dream, the figure isn't real.

Dean nodded, though still terrified.

Dean noticed a nearby knife, so in the 下一个 dream, he grabbed it, trying to stab Kruger, repeatly saying that he's not real.

"I'm real NOW asshole" Freddy 说 sadistically.

In the real world, it seemed as if he committed suicide, as Freddy wasn't there, and he sliced his own throat, much to Kris's horror.

 

LATER THAT DAY!

Everyone gathered around for poor Dean's funeral, everyone was convinced he committed suicide.

But Kris was convinced it might be something 更多 complicated.

And without realizing she must of fallen alseep, as she suddenly a little girl, unknowingly herself as little girl, and it had mysterious claw marks against her chest.

Suddenly Freddy poped out, and scared Kris back to reality.

"I.. I just don't think everything is as it seems. He kept having these dreams. And he kept saying 'your not real' as if someone else was there, and made him do it" Kris 说 to her boyfriend.

"Oh come on, Dean was a stoner, he would smoke cat liter.. Wait, he DID smoke cat liter" Jesse answered.

"Point being, he was fucked up, and finally snapped, simple as that" Jesse added.

"What about the photograph. I don't remember knowing Dean that long" Kris insisted.

Jesse didn't reply.

"Either way. That guy is still pretty scary, I have dreams about him" Kris admitted.

"Really?" Jesse asked.

"Scariest thing since Pinkie Pie" Kira admitted.

Pinkie Pie, really?" Jesse asked unsurely.

"Hey, no one is THAT happy" Kris insisted.

"True, true" Jesse replied.

  

THE 下一个 DAY!

Kris fell asleep joining history class, honestly I thought that considering her 最近的 nightmares she'll be 更多 determined to actually stay awake and maybe even LESSON to the teacher, but it's a scary movie, the character has to be naive enough to fall asleep.

She realized this when she saw Freddy's 手套 in the textbook.

"You really shouldn't fall asleep in class" Freddy mocked, as he appeared as the teacher.

Kris panicked and ran out of the room, but banged into Freddy as reappeared in the hallway dressed as the janitor, and made some lame joke about it, and laughed.

"W, who are you" Kris 说 nervously.

"Ohh, 你 don't remember, 你 were one of my favorites" Freddy replied.

Kris started slowly backing up.

"Little Kris, 你 look just as beautiful as ever" Freddy said, creepily.

Kris ran again, and ended up another side of the hall, and again banged into Kruger dressed as hall monitor "Hey Kris, no running in the hallway" Freddy laughed evilly.

Kris hide in the locker, but Freddy was already in there saying "Heeello" with a sadistic happiness.

Kris quickly closet it on him, and turned around but Freddy was already there "Come to Freddy" he 说 in the same sadistic happiness.

Kris tried pushing him away but he overpowered her and tried scratching her face, missing her 由 'that much', she pushed him again and this time she managed to toss him away, and ran into the nearest classroom.

"Hey, Kris" 说 a strangely familiar, evil voice.

Kris slowly turned and again saw Freddy, evilly smiling at her.

"Look what I got!" Freddy 说 laughing, and held up Pinkie Pie who cutely smiled.

Screaming horribly Kris awoke into the real world, leaving the teacher to ask if she was okay and she tearfully nodded.

"Haha, knew that'll get her" Freddy laughed.

"Why she so scared of me?" Pinkie asked.

"Don't know, your actually kinda cute" Freddy admitted.

"Thanks I-

"Annd, now I don't care" Freddy 说 before literary tossing her away.

  

THAT NIGHT!

Kris, still traumatized over her 最近的 nightmares, Kris tried desperately tried to stay awake.

Suddenly her boyfriend Jesse sneaked into her window as the only way to talk to her.

"Why did 你 sneak into the window!?" Kris cried.

"It was open, and I COULD" Jesse said, as if it was a proper reason.

"Whatever" Kris groaned, to traumatized and tired to care anymore.

"So, why have 你 been so weird lately?" Jesse asked.

"Alright.. I've been having these dreams. And theirs this man.. And he's, he's burned. And he keeps trying to cut me with thes-

"Claws" Jesse finished for her.

"Oh god! We're having the same dreams.. Now he's gonna he's gonna get us, just like he got Dean!" Kris cried tearfully.

"We can't be sure of that.. Dean killed himself" Jesse insured (if only it were true).

"I'll stay here with 你 tonight" Jesse 说 comfortingly.

"But I do-

"It's not a choice" Jesse 说 更多 strictly, and was already in his PJ's (cartoonishly).

LATER THAT NIGHT!

Kris suddenly heard a mysterious voice call her name.

Reminding us all of the niavity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the 来源 of the noise.

As expected she discovered it was Freddy.

"Welcome to prime time bitch!" Freddy laughed.

Kris panicked and started running, a laughing Freddy chasing after her.

But as she ran, she banged into, strangely enough, Princess Luna.

"Hello" Luna greeted.

"What are 你 doing here!.. I told 你 to stop following me!" Freddy cried off view.

"I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-

"Let me ask 你 something.. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT 你 THINK!" Freddy cried swinging his blade at her, but she managed to 鸭 it.

"Look, I-

"Seriously. These are MY children Luna! GO BACK WHERE 你 BELONG!" Freddy said, same way he 说 it in Freddy vs Jason.

"Okay, jeez" Luna groaned, and flew away.

"Anyway.. (shows claws) THIS! Is god!" Freddy cried evilly, and the chase continued.

Eventually Kris got back at the house, but Freddy poped behind a thin tree, calling her name and she turned to him.

"Haha, watch this" Freddy cried, before cutting off his own fingers and 展示 no pain as mysterious blood came out.

"Guess I'm a little 'finger-less" Freddy laughed.

Kris screamed and ran for the house, but was locked outside, having Freddy easily grab and overpower her, as she began getting brutally murdered.

In the real world, 你 could swear Kris was possessed, as she was flown all over the room, getting the hell scratched out of her.

Jesse could only watch in horror.

Finally Kris fell down dead her entire body covered in blood, and it soaked the entire bed.

"Oh god Kris! Don't know if your aware of this but your bleeding!" Jesse cried.

But things only got worse for him, as the alarm went off, and he had to run in order to not get taken in as the suspect.

  

Nancy was seen painting, completely unaware of Kris's brutal death.

Suddenly out of nowhere Jesse popped out, Nancy freaked out and tried to stabe her paintbrush into him, Jesse told her relax as it was only him, but after thinking about it Nancy stabbed him anyway.

"What did 你 do that for!?" Jesse cried angrily.

Nancy didn't answer.

"Lesson.. Kris is dead!" Jesse cried.

"What the hell did 你 do to her!?" Nancy cried, seeing the blood on him.

"It wasn't me.. It was that dream guy" Jesse cried.

"How could 你 die in your dream?" Nancy asked.

"If I knew that, th-.. Whatever, point being I-

before Jesse finished he was grabbed 由 cops, popped literary out of nowhere.

Jesse didn't even fight, he surrendered.

The cops threw him into the police car.

"NANCY, 你 KNOW! 你 KNOW WHO DID IT!" He cried dramatically as they drove away.

 

LATER THAT AFTERNOON!

Jesse, now a prisoner in a cell with another REAL criminal.

Was deeply traumatized, and spent the entire night desperately keeping himself awake 由 any means necessary.

Much to the clear annoyance and anger of his cellmate.

Back at Nancy's, trying to clear head of all the craziness, she decided to take a relaxing bath.

Freddy almost got her in there, but luckily she was awoken when her mom innocently asked if she was alright in there.

"Yes, fine" Nancy replied.

Suddenly, Nancy realized she must of fallen asleep, cause as she left the bathroom, suddenly she was in the middle of nowhere. And it was snowing heavily.

Suddenly she saw a mysterious building, and as she got closer she was cornered 由 our pal, Krueger.

"Awww, little Nancy" Freddy 说 creepily.

"W Who are you!?" Nancy asked frighteningly.

"You don't remember? 你 were my favorite" Freddy said, now disturbingly closer to her.

Nancy whimpered.

"Now, all that's left to do is finish this sentence inturupte-

Suddenly Nancy frighteningly woke up.

"What's wrong honey?" Nancy's mom asked concernedly.

"There's this burnt man stalking my dreams.. Wait, maybe it's connected to the deaths" Nancy cried.

"Don't be silly, it's not like 'I' anything about 费雷德 Krueger" her mom replied.

"Who?"

"There! I told you! Happy!?"

"Bu-

"Oh come on, it's not like us parents endangered all you, 由 murdering Mr Krueger, and now he's taking his revenge" the mom replied.

"I didn't say th-

"It wasn't MY idea!" The mom cried out, frighteningly.

"Mom, are 你 okay?" Nancy asked confusedly.

"I was NOT involved in any way what so over!" The mom cried.

"Mom, I-

"I HAD NO CHOICE! HE RAPPED 你 KIDS!" The mom cried.

"What are 你 tal-

"stop pressuring me! I did what had to be done!" The mom cried.

"Bu-

"Stop with the fuckin questions!" The mom cried, tearfully running off, leaving a confused Nancy.

 

THE 下一个 DAY!

Nancy arrived at the school 图书馆 and Quetin, who was on a laptop, questionably watching porn and not being quite about it either.

A angry student told him to take it somewhere else, and he responded 由 purposely turning the volume as loud as possible.

"This better?" Quetin mocked.

"Your a dick!" The student angrily replied.

"Well, that's diffentry NOT involved in my video" Quetin 说 nervously.

Seeing this bizzare scene, Nancy responsibly regretted her choice of turning to him for help.

Put too late, he saw her.

"Hey Nancy? What's up" Quetin said, giving her a rock out motion.

"Look, I ne- OH MY GOD!"

"(striped naked) What?" Quetin said.

"Nothing, never mind" Nancy 说 to disturbed to talk to him, and started leaving.

"Okay, okay, I'll put my clothes on" Quetin 说 annoyedly.

"Good" Nancy 说 relievedly.

"Now? What do 你 need?" Quetin asked, fully clothed again.

Nancy told her about the guy in her dreams, and what her mother 'confessed'.

Quetin decided to confront his father about it, who worked as the school principle.

 

Quintin and Nancy, after learning 更多 about what happened to Krueger, from Quintins dad, ended up mad at him for mistakingly thinking Freddy's was cold murder, and not realizing just how 'deserving' of it, he truelly was.

After that they returned to the library.

"So what I'm saying is, when the human body stays awake long enough it falls into insomia, witch in some cases your asleep but 你 don't know it. And wh-

"Alseep but not know it, eh? How do know your not alseep wait now?" Nancy asked.

"I don't know? Am I?" Quintin asked nervously.

"Damn right!" Freddy cried, revealing he was pretending to be Nancy.

Quintin tried to run, but suddenly a 表 was pulled over and Freddy used his dream powers to keep him in the chair, as if glued there.

Strangely though, Freddy revealed he just wanted to play cards with him.

But after a short while, Quintin ended up beating him.

Much to Freddy constantly, and childishly, denying that he was beaten.

"But, it shows wait here.. 21. That means I won" Quintin insisted.

"No! No! I'm a dream 'god'. I can do anything!" Freddy cried childishly.

"But I still beat you" Quintin insisted.

"No!" Freddy denied.

"Yes I did" Quintin insisted.

"No. You. (violantly flips table, and knocks Quintin over in the progress) DIDN'T!" Freddy screamed angrily.

"Now your gonna die!" Freddy cried.

Quintin was too scared to even scream.

"I'll kill you! Haha! I'll drive 你 crazy and kill you! I'm every nightmare 你 ever had! I'm everything 你 EVER been afried of!" Freddy cried sadistically.

"Oh, I 爱情 that movie" Quintin cried suddenly.

"What?" asked a confused Freddy.

"You got that from IT" Quintin said.

"What! No I didn't" Freddy 说 nervously.

"Yes 你 did! I saw that movie, like, a thousand times!" Quintin cried.

"I keep to my own quotes, I don't use others!" Freddy cried angrily.

"But 你 just di-

"Well! For heavens shake!" Freddy cried.

"That's from another movie I know" Quintin insisted.

"NO IT'S NOT!.. Now.. Yipee Kia A mother fucker!" Freddy cried.

"I could swear your doing this on propose" Quintin 说 annoyedly.

"I'll have what she's having!" Freddy cried.

"Oh come on! That one dosen't even fit with this!" Quintin cried.

"SHUT UP!" Freddy screamed angrily.

"Bu-

"Game over, bitch!" Freddy cried, as he prepared to kill him.

But fortantly for Quintin got woken 由 Nancy, just at the nick of time.

"You okay?" Nancy asked.

Quintin could only node.

 

ELSEWHERE!

Jesse was suddenly awaken 由 secretly guard, who told him he was made bail, and was free to go.

However as Jesse walked, he realized too late that he was asleep.

And the scenery was suddenly changed to a spooky pipe area.

Freddy was heard giving his trademark laugh, but wasn't seen yet.

Frightened, Jesse started running.

But suddenly he saw Freddy, scratching his claws against a pipe, as if to 显示 how sharp it is, laughing while doing so, and remained creepily shadowy.

Jesse started running again, but Freddy reappeared behind him, laughing and waving, almost as if their were two of him.

Everywhere Jesse tried running, Freddy reappeared at the area.

Until finally he saw some stairs, and ran up them.

Only to discover the bodies of Dean and Kris all burnt up.

"Oh god" Jesse 说 horrified.

"No. Just me" Freddy 说 sadistically, as he reappeared behind him.

"H How are you!?" Jesse cried frighteningly.

"I wouldn't expect 你 too remember me. (points finger) First the tried arresting me (cuts off finger with out feeling any pain). (points another finger) Than, they tried burning me (cuts finger off). (points middle finger) They even tried forgetting me (cuts it off).. But 你 know what. (shows all three fingers grew back) I just keep, coming, back.. I, am, Forever!.. Haha, too bad your not!" Freddy told him evilly.

"P please don't hurt me!" Jesse bagged.

"Fine.. I won't hurt you" Freddy promised.

"Really?" Jesse asked.

"Sure, get on up" Freddy 说 comfortingly.

Jesse did so, but suddenly Freddy tempted to stab his blades into Jesse.

"Y 你 说 你 weren't gonna hurt me!" Jesse cried.

"Well, 你 shouldn't of trusted me, I'm the main villain" Freddy laughed and tempted to stab him again, but suddenly Jesse managed to push him out of the way and started running again.

Freddy again gave his trademark laugh, as he heard but not seen.

Suddenly Freddy appeared at the area Jesse was about to run to, "End of the road!" Freddy cried, quoting The Road.

Jesse turned back around but suddenly Freddy reappeared wait in front of him "BOO!" Freddy cried with sadistic happiness, before intensely stabbing his blades into Jesse's stomach.

"I'll see 你 in hell!" Jesse 说 with his last words.

Freddy sadistically smiled as he 说 "Tell em Freddy.. That Freddy.. Something, something.. JUST DIE!" Freddy cried giving him a fatal injury and laughing evilly.

 

MEANWHILE!

Quintin was shown playing GTA 5.

IN GAME:

Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.

Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something 更多 complicated. But considering the place of business, something 更多 simple may be better.

Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 秒 guy.. So make it count.

DRIVING TO THE DIAMOND STORE!

Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first. I'm Michael. And I've been doing this for my whole life. So I should hopefully be a good boss.

Franklin: I'm Franklin. I'm new to this type of shit. Bu-

Michael: (rudely) Ya, ya. Great.. Next?

Gustavo: (speaks but nobody understands him).

Micheal: Alright than. (whispers Franklin to stop the van, Franklin dose so)

Micheal: (turns to Gustavo) Out! Get out!

Gustavo: What?

Micheal: I 说 GET OUT!

Gustavo: (nervously leaving van) I think 你 tripping, yo. (finally gets out, but unfortantly for him they leave him stranded there and keep driving).

Suddenly the game got interrupted when Quintin heard the doorbell.

And answered it only to find Nancy.

"What is it? I'm busy?" Quintin said.

"I.. I think Freddy Krueger is targeting us?" Nancy cried.

"Who?" Quintin asked.

"Appearently he was killed 由 our parents. And now all our classmates are dying in their sleep. I think it's HIM!" Nancy cried.

"My god that's horrible. Only one thing to do" Quintin said, before lazily shutting the door on her face, and continuing GTA 5.

IN GAME:

Micheal and them burst into the store, armed to the teeth and covering their identies with bike helmets.

Micheal: This is your moment people! Please don't make us waste the hard work your plastic sergins spent on your parthic faces 由 giving us a reason to SMASH EM IN!.. On the floor, all of you!

(Micheal and the crew start smashing the diamond glasses, and stealing what's inside)

Hacker: Time is running out boys!

Micheal: ya, ya. Tell me this when I actually CARE what your saying. (they run out once all the dimonds are stolen! Where Micheal saves Franklin from a suspicious security guard) Forget a thousand things everyday, why not make sure this is one of them.

 

LATER THAT SAME DAY!

The swim team was waiting for Quintin.

"Were is he!?" 说 an impatient coach.

"Whatever he's doing, I'm sure it's important" insisted a student.

 

Quintin, unfortantly enough, was shown to be so late because he was STILL playing GTA 5.

IN GAME:

Trevor: Give me some of that!

Redneck: What?

Trevor: Come on! My throats as sore as a motherfucker! And I want some of that beer!

Redneck: No way creep!

Trevor: WHAT DID 你 FUCKIN SAY!

Redneck: *points gun* Ya, 你 heard me! I called 你 a creepy mother fucker!

Trevor: *headbutts him and steals gun* WE WERE SAYING! *the rednecks start trying to calm him down*

Trevor: I'LL KILL EVERYONE OF YO-... Wait.. Sorry about that *lowering gun* It's just. It's this fucked Canadian lifestyle of mine, always has me made at 'everything'. Please forgive me..

Redneck: It's okay.. But your still creepy

Trevor: *angrily* FUCK YOUUUUU! *shoots the guy, and the game gose into rampage mode.

"Yes! Kill me mother fuckers!" Quintin cried, as he containued playing.

Trevor: (off view): Step wait up! STEP WAIT UP!

Suddenly Quintin heard the phone ring.

Quintin put it on speaker phone.

"What up!?" he answered.

IN GAME:

Trevor: *almost dancing* 你 want redneck? I'll 显示 你 redneck! (Shoots a bunch of enamies) AM I CREEPY NOW!?

"What on earth are 你 doing!? We're waiting for 你 at the swim team!" cried the student from before, as he/she was on the speaker phone.

"Ya, ya, great! I'll be there momentary!" Quintin cried, still having zombie like focus on the game.

"What is that? Are 你 still playing that stupid ga- (Quintin hangs up the phone before the sentence finish.

Trevor: (off view) fuck 你 all!

"Come onnn! Phillips!" Quintin cried, before an explosion was heard from the game, "Yess!" Quintin cried proudly.

IN GAME:

Screen shows the rampage mode was passed.

Trevor: 冬青, 冬青树 shit! What the hell just happened to m- *gets randomly killed 由 speeding car*

"Trevor, noooo!" Quintin cried sadly, but than had a sudden and 随意 mood 摇摆, 秋千 as he remembered the swim meet, so he turned off the game in order to drive over to it.

 

Quintin finally arrived at arrived at the swim meet.

But joining it, he unwittingly feel asleep and ended up falling into another place.

And ended up seeing the humanized Krueger being chased 由 angry parents.

"Krueger! Come out 你 sick bastard!" cried one of them.

"What do 你 think I did!" Freddy cried frighteningly.

Without even responding, the famish moment of them burning him alive happened, him screaming like a little girl the entire time.

Quintin couldn't believe what he just saw.

Suddenly, while literary set on fire. Krueger ran up to him menacingly, and woke him up frighteningly.

In the world, he must of drowned as the coach saved him.

Quintin woke up, nearly having any care at all about the fact he nearly drowned.

 

Later that night, Quentin and Nancy were driving on the road.

Quintin didn't stop going about Freddy, and the situration they're in.

"Ca.. Can we please talk about something else" Nancy 说 frightenedly.

"Fine.. What's your 最喜爱的 color? Mines blue" Quintin said.

"No. No. Something serious" Nancy insisted.

"Fine.. 你 who's really, and I mean REALLY, sexy?" Quintin asked.

"I don't know.. Tyler swift?" Nancy guessed.

"Nope"

"Jennifer taylor?"

"Nope"

"ME!?"

"Close, but no"

"I give up, who?" Nancy asked.

"Your mom!" Quintin cried creepily.

"OH MY GOD!" Nancy screamed in disgust.

"I mean, your hot. But mom.. Your mom, is the real deal" Quintin 说 creepily.

"What is wrong with yo-

"seriously. You. Me. Your mom. Threesome. Let's make it happen" Quintin cried happily.

"Please. Just stop" Nancy cried, offically, mentally scarred.

"Fine. Let's all just relax. Think about the road. The nice, relaxing, ro- (suddenly screams horribly, witch scares the shit out of Nancy) Sorry.. Had a weird, bubbly feeling.. Anyway back to the road. Thinking about the road" Quintin 说 quietly.

Nancy didn't responde.

Quintin started having bizarre fixation on the trees in the background, not shutting up about them, much to Nancy's clear annoyance.

Suddenly Quintin had the shit scared out of him, as Freddy's undead figure appeared in front of the car, scaring him into making them crash.

Luckily they crashed near a gas store, and went into it for supplies.

Nancy tempted at making a joke of the situation, but instead of simply saying it wasn't funny, Quintin punched her in the stomach before walking into the store.

"Fine.. I'll just wait in the car" Nancy groaned, opening the door and doing just that.

 

Quintin burst into the gas station, immaturely shouting out "I'm in the house motherfuckers" while lifting his hands in rock out motion.

The others inside all cheered for him, implying they all know each other.

"Yo Quintin, want a turn on the bong!" cried a person from there, eyes bloodshot from the weed inside the bong.

"Sorry guys, I'm in a life and death situation, no time for that" Quintin admitted.

 

Nancy was still sitting inside the car, she checked her phone, when she heard a knock on the window and Freddy violently threw her out of the car.

"Hereeeeee's Freddy!" Krueger cried sadistically.

Nancy ran into the gas store, to get Quintin, as if doing so would actually help.

 

"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" everyone cheered, as Quintin used the bong for as long as one gulp could get him.

"YESSSSS!" Quintin screamed as loud as he could, making everyone cheer again.

 

Nancy ran into the store, but Freddy, with his dream powers, made it all dark and scary.

Nancy heard a Freddy's spooky voice calling out to her.

"Nannnncy! Nannnnnnccccy! Nancy! Were am I Nancccy! Nannnnnnnccccccccccyy!"

Nancy contained nervously walking.

"NANCY!" Freddy screamed, suddenly popping infront of her face, scaring her enough she fell over.

And was forced to crawl, as he kept moving over to her, trying to 摇摆, 秋千 his famish blades at her, still saying her name.

"Nanccccccy! Nannnncccccy! Nancy! NANCY! DIE NANCY!"

Nancy kept trying to get away, but eventually her scratched her against the chest, making her bleed.

Freddy grabbed her, "Die! 你 little bitch!" Freddy cried sadistically.

Nancy, tried to fight him off but only managed to rip off some of his sweater, before getting woken up 由 a stoned Quintin.

"Yo! What this 婊子, 子 tripping about!" Cried one of the others.

"Don't know yet" Quintin said, before asking her what happened.

"What do 你 THINK happened!" cried Nancy.

Qunitin stared at her blankly.

"I was attacked 由 Freddy!" Nancy cried.

"Who's Freddy?" Quintin asked.

Nancy was to annoyed to even answer, she just pushed him out of the way, and got up.

"Just tell me 你 got the wake pills!?" Nancy cried.

Quintin handed them to her.

And the two went back to the car, returning to the 'mission'.

 

Nancy and Quintin were gearing up the 面包车, 范 for the rest of their journey.

"Later Quintin! Hope 你 and your girlfriend come visit again!" Cried one of the, still stoned, workers.

"I'm not his girlfriend" Nancy groaned annoyedly.

"Ya.. She's not type" Quintin admitted.

"Ohh, but my mom is?" Nancy asked sarcastically.

"Exactly" Quintin admitted.

"You see, this is why no girl will go out with you" Nancy said.

"Whatever Nancy. Let's just get this Krueger guy" Quintin groaned.

With that they finished getting the 面包车, 范 packed and started on their way.

 

While waiting for Nancy, Quintin accidentally fell asleep himself.

"oh shit" Quintin whimpered.

A spooky voice called him to look up, Quintin did so and saw Krueger standing above him, smiling evilly.

"Hello Quintin" Freddy waved in a almost friendly, voice.

"Oh no!" Quintin cried.

"Oh YAA!" Freddy laughed, jumping down to him but missed Quintin who ran for it.

"Run forest! RUNNNNN!" Freddy laughed from off view.

Eventually Quintin got corned, Freddy, laughing, slowly approached him.

"Coming to get you" Freddy laughed.

"Wait a minute. This is a dream" Quintin thought outloud.

"Duaa" Freddy mocked.

"I can make 'anything' happen" Quintin said, and above all else, made 更多 cocaine appear in his hand.

"Fine.. I guess I'll allow that" Freddy sighed.

"Great. Tell me. Dose it taste funny?" Quintin asked before purposely blowing it in Freddy's face, witch made him start freaking out, trying to get it off.

"Crazy ain't I! A real (kicks Freddy with all his strength) KICK!" Quintin cried.

Freddy was kicked so hard, he literary flew down nearby stairs, ever so painfully.

"YAAAAA! 你 MESSED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER FUCKER, TONIGHT, SON!" Quintin cried proudly, as he gave a rock out motion.

Quintin started leaving, but suddenly Freddy cartoonishly reappeared, grabbing Quintin who was literary screaming like a little girl.

"How's THIS for a face lift!" Freddy laughed, before violently smashing Quintins face against one of the pipes, various times, than throwing him on the ground.

"Messed with the wrong mother fucker tonight son!" Freddy cried, mocking Quintin.

"Kruegggger!" cried Nancy's voice from a distance.

Freddy smiled evilly.

"Girlfriends here. Time to have some fun" Freddy 说 to the nearly conscience Quintin, before he left to start looking for Nancy.

 

Nancy nervously looked around for Freddy, but she wasn't excited on finding him.

He is in control of the dream world, he can literary make ANYTHING happen.

"Kruggggger!?" Nancy called out again.

This time she heard a response, as Krueger sang the '1,2 Freddy' song, in eerie spookiness! He did this a few times, getting louder and closer each time.

Than everything thing was strangely quite.

Nancy stood there nervously.

But suddenly out of literary nowhere, Krueger popped up wait behind her, laughing sadistically.

Nancy screamed and pushed him out of the way, and started running away, though it's kind of ironic as she was literary looking for him.

"What's wrong Nancy! I thought 你 wanted me!" Freddy laughed.

Nancy ran across, what was now turned into the hallway he chased Kris in, when she fell asleep in class.

"No use in running Nancccccy!" Freddy's spooky voice called out, while laughing.

Nancy kept running anyway.

But of coarse, Freddy made himself reappear in the path she was running to, waving at her in a almost friendly matter, and chuckling to himself, as he was enjoying every moment of this.

Nancy turned back to the way, but, as we all know, there was no real point to it.

Like at the store, Freddy was spookily calling out her name, as she continued running.

As she ran, the scenery suddenly changed into the steam room, smilar to the one he attack Quintin in.

Suddenly she stopped in shock, as she saw all the bodies of her dead friends.

Freddy appeared grinning at her shock.

"Wait. We're's Kris?" Nancy asked.

"I'll answer that question, with another question.. Ever seen Texas chainsaw Massicure. 或者 read the 都市传说 Cupcakes?" Freddy asked.

"Don't think so" Nancy admitted.

"Too bad.. Cause KRIS SURE HAS!" Freddy laughed, as he revealed her having been made into a puppet.

Nancy ran as Freddy laughed and made jokes about her still be 'played with' 由 guys.

Nancy made it pretty far, but suddenly reappeared, furthering the Texas chainsaw jokes 由 dressing up as Leatherface, and holding a chainsaw up menacingly, while still laughing hysterically.

Nancy ran for it again, suddenly having the scenery return to the school hallway again, as Freddy's laughter filled the room.

Suddenly the floor turned into a strange liquid, that she was quickly drowning in.

"How's THIS for a wet dream!" Freddy laughed, as he watched her struggle, but it quickly sucked her in.

 

Nancy landed in a bedroom.

Freddy literary kicked down the front door as a way of introducing himself.

"Hello again Nancy" Nancy tried to make a run for it, but Freddy blocked the way.

Nancy tried desperetly to get him out of the way, even going as far as stabbing nearby scissors into his eye, but Freddy, being in charge of the dream world, felt no pain and simply pulled it out.

"How very lady like" Freddy laughed.

Finally Freddy threw her on the bed, and used his dream powers to literary have her unable to get off.

"Funny really. 你 two losers really thought that 你 could stop the awesomeness of ME! Freddy fuckin Krueger!" Freddy said, arrogantly.

Nancy could even answer.

Freddy scratched his claws against the wall, as he approached her.

Nancy yelled for Quintin to wake her up, unaware of his brutal attack.

"Won't do 你 no good Nancy.. 'I'm your boyfriend NOW Nancy" Freddy 说 with sadistic happiness.

Freddy intended to have some fun, before actually killing her.

Made himself look like a scary demon, but Nancy surprisingly was getting less scared.

"(goes back to normal face) Really? Nothing?" Freddy asked, implying troll themes of trying to scare her meant EVERYTHING.

He contained at it, trying different things, but Nancy was getting bored.

"Are 你 gonna kill me 或者 not?" Nancy groaned.

"Don;t have to (takes out huge 蟒蛇, 宝儿 Constrictor) HE WILL!" Freddy cried, trollishly.

Freddy putting it near face childishly saying "Snake! Snake! Look at the snake!" over and over.

Still Nancy wasn't scared.

"(angrily throws down the snake) FUCK 你 NANCY!" Freddy cried, and was so mad he actually had to leave the room for a moment.

 

Quintin finally gained conscience and woke back into the real world, trying desperately to wake Nancy up.

Nancy, heard Freddy talking to himself and seemingly going though belongings.

Eventually he returned, somehow having found a double barrell shotgun.

"Alright Nancy.. (points gun against her face). Time. To die" Freddy 说 sadistically.

Quintin, having remember the adorline needle they got at the store, stabbed it into her, as a last resort.

The plan worked, Nancy woke up, and brought Freddy into their world, and Quintin pushed him off her, as he fired the trigger, and it missed her because of this.

He also dropped the gun, but he was okay with that, still had his claws.

The two tried desperately to defeat him.

But Freddy, being the bad-ass that he is, was easily able to out-skill the both of them, even when put together.

But, eventually, Nancy managed to cut off his arm with the claws, 由 using the paper cutter.

Do to being in the real world, Freddy could actually felt pain.

But despite all we know and 爱情 about Krueger. He responded to this by. Well. Crying his eyes out.

"What the hell did I do to disearve THAT!?" Freddy cried tearfully.

"Seriously!?" Nancy cried annoyedly.

"Your dead!" Freddy cried, getting ready to 冲床 her, but Nancy stabbed him, and he fell back and fell out the window, we're he rolled off the roof, banged into a tree, landed on the road, had a car smash into him, the car crashed into another car, they both exploded, but Freddy somehow survived but got hit 由 a truck, that fell off a edge, and than exploded, finally killing him, and a bird pooing on his body.

 

Quentin was being carried to the hospital for his injuries.

Nancy reminded him the nightmare is finally over.

"I don't know Nancy. If he can kill into dreams, maybe he'll just keep coming back" Quentin insisted.

"No. no. We burnt down the house remember" Nancy insisted.

"but what if the fear keeps returning" Quentin said.

"No. No. Not gonna happen" Nancy insisted.

"What if Jason Voorhees gets involved!" Quentin cried.

"Please. That'll NEVER happen" Nancy insisted.

LATER THAT NIGHT!

With all ending well, Nancy met with her mom, saying how she understand's that her mom was just trying to protect her.

"It's okay. Just glad your safe" The mom replied.

Suddenly Krueger returned just as Quintin worried, appearing as the mothers reflection, Nancy screamed and he threw his claws at the mom, but the mirror didn't break, bending the blades, and failing his plan.

"Why are 你 screaming?" the mom asked, as Freddy was shown trying to scratch the mirror hoping to break it, and then left.

"Good let's go have some 晚餐 the mom replied, though in the mirror Freddy returned with a his double barrell, firing two bullets at the mirror, still it didn't break, as he angrily tried breaking it using the gun as a club of some sort.

"Sure. 晚餐 sounds nice" Nancy said, relieved when she Freddy angrily leave the mirror again, groaning to himself.

But before they got to eat, suddenly the doorbell rang, Nancy's mom opened it only to get shot in the head.

"YESSS! TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKER!" Cried a happy Freddy holding his double barrell again.

"But.. But I killed you!" Nancy cried.

"Oh ya" Freddy cried, firing the 秒 bullet into her chest "Who's dead now bitch!" Freddy laughed sadistically.

Freddy laughed at his victory, only to be hit 由 another truck.

 THE END
………….. 耶稣 Christ, people. I mean, 耶稣 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already 展示 你 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the 作者 telling us that the Big Dance, 或者 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 你 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 街, 街道 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 由 parasprites, and now 你 want me to buy 你 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 你 in a bad mood? 圣诞节 is coming soon....
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There are a lot of 电影院 out there. And a lot of 电影院 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 电影院 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 总体, 整体 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 电影院 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 你 all my 列表 for the 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 更多 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 或者 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 街, 街道 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 年 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 你 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Overrated 日本动漫 of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets 更多 praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most 最喜爱的 日本动漫 of all time. I 爱情 this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if 你 know me, 你 would know that my 最喜爱的 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 秒 最喜爱的 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 你 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 任天堂 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 你 all the 最佳, 返回页首 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 你 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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嘿 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 语录 are "Welcome to Hell World" 或者 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 火, 消防 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss 你 all off so much that 你 may hate me for it, so 你 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 评论 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 更多 due to its story. It was a little 更多 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing 音乐 with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when 你 hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final 幻想 franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my 收藏夹 from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final 幻想 X
Final 幻想 X follows what any other Final 幻想 game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, 或者 whatever 你 wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a 更多 edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, 或者 in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing 街, 街道 Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in 街, 街道 Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted 更多 from 街, 街道 Fighter II. And 街, 街道 Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an 文章 a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, 或者 更多 rather, a 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 100 最喜爱的 games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Song: link

Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: 你 killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one 分钟 without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 小时 Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of 你 wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that 年 had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested 由 Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re 阅读 a review 由 me)
Undertale is a game created 由 Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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