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Oh dear GOD!!! I can't believe I read this. I actually thought that Mario had everything good. I even 说 so in my Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History review, but it looks like even Mario has some bad things. And this fanfic proves it. It's known only as Creation of a Dry Bones.
So, we start with two Koopa's, one named Red and the other Green, their both gay lovers. Okay, then. Trust me, thats not the worst part. So, Green gets a letter telling him to become a Dry Bones. So, the 下一个 morning, as Red sleeps, Green goes to try and turn into a Dry Bones, but Red tries to stop him. How does he do it. He tries to rape Green. Yeah... Why do all these fucking disasters have rape in them.
Anyway, Green throws Red off of him, and then begins the process of turning into a Dry bone. How does he do it. Well, he rips off every bit of his body. And I mean everything. His skin, his flesh, his eyes, his organs, even his penis and testicles, and, what's worse, is that they go into full detail about the penis and testicles part and how it is ripped off to being thrown onto the floor. Is anyone else crossing there legs very tightly.
And even after almost getting raped, he still cares about his lover. I'm sure it would have been the same if Jack raped Rose in Titanic..... That's sarcasm. And that is the story.... Oh right, and this story fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first 文章 of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where 你 play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and 你 have a choice to be good 或者 evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this 文章 contains spoilers)

Boss: 黄蜂 Queen
The 黄蜂 皇后乐队 is the...
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Henry: so... what are 你 working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 年 old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are 你 in here?

Henry: I just want to know what 你 are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the 日 this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be 更多 specific. Crimson skies is a game where 你 play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan 鸭, 德雷克 from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, 你 play the whole game in a fighter plane around the 年 1940. Now, its a lot 更多 fun then 你 think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: 蜘蛛 Zeppelin
The 蜘蛛 Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask 你 something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want 你 to do this alone. Unless 你 want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, 你 did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as 云, 云计算 Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final 幻想 7. And if 你 know me, you'd know that Final 幻想 7 is one of my 最喜爱的 games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with 云, 云计算 mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about 云, 云计算 looking...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. 你 get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't 你 noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already 说 she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if 你 think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll 移动 on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 火, 消防 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss 你 all off so much that 你 may hate me for it, so 你 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 评论 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 更多 due to its story. It was a little 更多 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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Hello, everyone. Todays 列表 is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games 或者 the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the 迷失 抹刀, 锅铲 - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do 你 think I brought this 首页 made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) 你 better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: 你 worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of 或者 not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This 粉丝 fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written 由 a first grader. In fact, I should just 显示 you...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good 显示 with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered 由 Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a 秒 in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick 答案 door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are 你 going to knock on this door. Do 你 want me to shoot 你 in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of 你 slamming the door in my face. 你 know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying 更多 ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the 吉他 Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do 你 suck at this game
Cody: 你 shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were 你 two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: 你 know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To 城堡 Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where 你 play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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