Dear God. I knew that some shit was just fucked-up, but this.... THIS.... Oh dear God........ I'm reviewing Root Her.
This is a fanfic based off of the Stephen Spielberg blockbuster, Jurassic Park. I 爱情 this movie. Hell, who doesn't. It was a movie that pretty much had some of the best visuals of all time and some wonderful characters. Then Jurassic Parks 2 and 3 came out and the rest is history. But trust me, those two 电影院 don't even compare to this abomination. So, here we go.
We start with a worker, Jeffery, getting dragged into the cage 由 a dinosaur. A raptor, to be exact. When he sees this raptor, he begins to say how.... I can't believe I read this... He says how beautiful the raptor is and how he would 爱情 to sleep with it. Let me remind 你 he is thinking of sleeping with a raptor, a meat eating creature. Trust me, it gets worse, and I mean WORSE, from here on out.
So, the dinosaur begins to have urges and then the raptor starts to have sex with Jeffery. My god, what the fuck is it with bestiality..... Does bestiality count with dinosaurs? Fuck it, its my review and I say yes, it does. And what are the other workers trying to do as they watch in horror. Are 你 ready for this? They are filming Jeffery having sex with a raptor................ 你 know what, fuck it, I just want to get done with this shit.
So, after this sex scene, the raptor becomes violent because I don't fucking know, and bites Jeffery's head off. But, while that happens, he says.... Dear god this is stupid. Jeffery says, as he is get his head ripped form his body, that he is feeling 更多 pleasure then he ever had in his life........ God, who the fuck wrote this... Oh, and Jeffery dies. The end. Wow, what a disaster.
This fanfic is, obviously, terrible. And what's worse, this is just one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, MANY erotic (If 你 want to call it that) fanfic on........ Are 你 all sitting down, becuase you'll need to for the dumbest fucking thig in existence. This fanfic is one of the fanfics on the website known as... The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association..... 你 may not see it, but I am actually saddened at how there is actually someone that is so stupid to write that down. Its that stupid that it makes me sad. And I mean My Little Dashie level of sad. Yes, its that fucking stupid... But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take