Describe a time 你 got in trouble in school for the dumbest reasons

OH JEEZ I HAVE THE P E R F E C T STORY FOR THIS

We'll call the teacher in this 'A'. It's short for her name, asshole.

So it's the end of the year, and I've completely stopped giving a badger's 屁股 about A. Me and my 老友记 (and a couple of the "popular popular" kids) are reciting vines in class. (mostly the i smELL LIKE B EE F one) A gives five of us a referral. And guess who it was? Yep, 你 guessed right! Me, three of my friends, and some rando who wasn't even talking. Thing is, even though we had detention, she didn't tell us. We MISSED 说 detention because of that, and then on the 日 they told us we had 更多 detention, we only had a few hours to tell out parents and gUESS WHAT? STUDENTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE THE PHONES IN THE SCHOOL.
Yeah, we somehow had to tell our /parents/ that we had detention on the /literal 日 we found out/ without using a teacher's phone to call because we weren't allowed to. Literally all of us went into the bathroom to text our parents because otherwise we would've gotten in 更多 trouble. And this is all because A never told us about the detention. Yeah, great teacher skills.

Bonus story about A because now I'm pissed:
Around the time of our finals/STAAR tests (fuck living in texas) we had to go to 30-minute long "tutorials". After we got our math scores, A decided that she didn't want the kids that passed with a low grade to learn 更多 math for 下一个 year. So I go up to her, ask where the FUCK I was supposed to go, and do 你 know what her response was?
"Not here, because /you don't need it/" yeah.

short and simple but,

basically for drawing a small smiley face on the bathroom wall. Because, 你 know, VaNdALiSm.