Warriors (Novel Series) What funny quote do U like best??

Feathershine posted on Oct 09, 2011 at 11:48PM
"your not very sympathetic for a medicine cat"-Birchfall
"im here to heal u, if u want sympathy go to the nursery"-Jaypaw

"what's the matter? Worried I might give u some medicine?"-Jayfeather
"shut up!"-Ferretpaw

"it's not right to fear the forest"-Squirrelflight
"it's not right for a tree to crush the camp...but it did"-Jayfeather

"we waited for ages...we thought you'd gone back to camp"-Bumblepaw
"why would I do that"-Blossompaw
"so u can moon over Toadstep some more"-Brairpaw
"I DO NOT moon over Toadstep...why are U being so mean?"-Blossompaw
"why are U being so grumpy?"-Bumblepaw

"Put the stick down"-Jayfeather
"are you mouse-brained?! I mean it's only just a stick"-Brambleclaw
"it MY stick"-Jayfeather

"Oh! It's this Ripple-"-Brambleclaw
"honestly...do u toms do anything but argue"-Feathertail
"it's what they do best"-Tawnypelt

"he was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt if a mouse crossed his path he would stop to inform it that it was about to be eaten, by the ThunderClan deputy"- I think Brambleclaw but I'm not so sure, quote is from Sunrise

"you've got a tongue, haven't u? Lick u useless lump of fur. Do u want a kit to die?"-Cinderpaw to Tigerclaw

"he's WAY old, older then any of our elders, why isn't he dead yet?"-Breezepaw

"Maybe u should go hunt with Brightheart"-Leafpool
"who?"-Cloudtail
"Brightheart! You know, your mate and mother of Whitepaw"-Leafpool
"oh"-Cloudtail

"Call out if u need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have u, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit"-Graypaw to Firepaw

"We'll pelt Blackstar with acorns and say it was a sign from StarClan"-Flamepaw to I think Littlecloud

"I could get fox dung, it may be hard to get up but, it might work"-Ivypool
"What are you going to do? Stroll up to a fox and say 'please make some dirt for me' I don't think so"-Jayfeather

"Berrynose is a real pain on the tail, yet he gets two appearently sensible she-cats padding behind him... Weird"-Jayfeather in The fourth apprentices thinking.. Lol it's true..

If u have any others. I bet another person would like to hear them. Go on and put them in the comments and I'll put it up here with the others


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一年多以前 Feathershine said…
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Jayfeather is my fav!! :D I love his quotes!!
一年多以前 theWOLFPACK15 said…
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XD Love Jayfeather's sarcastic attitude. I also love Graypaw's line XD
一年多以前 lepetandpebbles said…
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great quotes! XD
一年多以前 Dawnmist said…
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I can't choose between 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,12,13...
一年多以前 lunalovegood12 said…
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your not very sympathetic for a medicine cat"-Birchfall
"im here to heal u, if u want sympathy go to the nursery"-Jaypaw

"what's the matter? Worried I might give u some medicine?"-Jayfeather
"shut up!"-Ferretpaw

"it's not right to fear the forest"-Squirrelflight
"it's not right for a tree to crush the camp...but it did"-Jayfeather

"we waited for ages...we thought you'd gone back to camp"-Bumblepaw
"why would I do that"-Blossompaw
"so u can moon over Toadstep some more"-Brairpaw
"I DO NOT moon over Toadstep...why are U being so mean?"-Blossompaw
"why are U being so grumpy?"-Bumblepaw

"Put the stick down"-Jayfeather
"it's just a stick"-cat (I think this is Lionblaze)
"it MY stick"-Jayfeather

"Oh! It's this Ripple-"-Brambleclaw
"honestly...do u toms do anything but argue"-Feathertail
"it's what they do best"-Tawnypelt

"he was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt if a mouse crossed his path he would stop to inform it that it was about to be eaten, by the ThunderClan deputy"- I think Brambleclaw but I'm not so sure, quote is from Sunrise

"you've got a tongue, haven't u? Lick u useless lump of fur. Do u want a kit to die?"-Cinderpaw to Tigerclaw

"he's WAY old, older then any of our elders, why isn't he dead yet?"-Breezepaw

"Maybe u should go hunt with Brightheart"-Leafpool
"who?"-Cloudtail
"Brightheart! You know, your mate and mother of Whitepaw"-Leafpool
"oh"-Cloudtail

"Call out if u need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have u, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit"-Graypaw to Firepaw

"We'll pelt Blackstar with acorns and say it was a sign from StarClan"-Flamepaw to I think Littlecloud

These are my faves!
DinaJuice commented…
ikr 一年多以前
DinaJuice commented…
I like 3 4 and 5 一年多以前
一年多以前 Feathershine said…
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Well. There all funny! :D Erin Hunter has some good quotes up her sleeve. I can't wait to see what she does next..
一年多以前 BlossomGirl4 said…
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I love the one about Berrynose :D that ones hilarious and true!!
一年多以前 smartone123 said…
Love them
一年多以前 JayHollyLion said…
I like Jayfeather and the stick. Also Cloudtail not knowing who Brightheart is X
一年多以前 JayHollyLion said…
I like Jayfeather and the stick. Also Cloudtail not knowing who Brightheart is XD