___________CHAPETAH 5 FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LONG!!_____
I decided to let him have my brothers room
after I cleaned it up a bit and removed some stuff that would only lead to 更多 questions,
yet again.I also found, during my cleaning
spree, some magazines that are very demeining to woman and would lead to a bunch
of gross
explaining, and very gross things
laying 由 the bed.(My bro aint
realy like that and im GLAD!)
I was surprised the maid hadn't
cleaned,
and took all this gross stuff out!
The 下一个
time she comes I'm gonna have a
serious talk
with her. And I'm realy gonna have
to hide Jayfeather good, to keep some
very inapropreite discusions,
espesily around Jayfeather.
I don't want to have any 'talks'
with him. Becaus ei'd always imagined
I'd do
that with my own child, and when I was,
I don't know, older!
So anyways, after I told him that the
boxers go underneth the shorts, and
told
him how to tell the difference of
backwards
and not, I
microwaved us some peperoni pizza.
I also
popped open some Dr.Peppers and sat
on the
长椅, 沙发 with him and watched Chrismas
specils.
"What is this! It's delicous!"
I merely just laughed and said,
"Pizza,"
"Piz-za, what is this sweet water?"
"Dr.Pepper,"
"Doc-tor pep-per?"
"Yes," I 说 chuckleing.
"What is a snow-man? And why are all those kits 'singing'?"
"Um...let's just watch 'Animal Planet'"I
说 as I flipped to the channel,"Oh, look, it's 'Cats 101'".After about 1 minite into the show, Jayfeather asked,"Whats a breed?"
"A breed is a type of cat,"
"You mean like a kittypet, 或者 rouge?"
"Kinda it's like telling apart the
颜色 of pelt, and, fluffyness, and most
likely to get
a disiese, and other stuff like that."
"Whats a disuise?" I sighed," Another word
for sickness,"
I turned the TV of and said, "let's go to be-
I mean, let's go to sleep,"
"Wait, I have a 问题 about twolegs."
"Okay,what is it?"
"Why don't twolegs sleep in the same den?"
I got a look of disgust on my face,"Um...well...ugh...it's kinda hard to explain,"
"Try me,"
"Well,sleeping in the same 巢穴, den, 书房 is um, kinda
a last chance resort, like if there's no other
den, for someone, even then one usualy sleeps
in the uh, nest, while the other sleeps on the floor, but if they're ugh, mates then in the
same nest, but ugh, sometimes it results in a kit,under ugh,certin 'sercumstances',"I 说 praying to
all that is good, he wouldn't be so curious as
to ask what the certin 'sercumstances' is.But
of cource my luck just had to come along and
mess with me.
"What are the sercumstances'?"
________HAHA POOR JAYFEATHER AND MEH!________
When I was finished, the poor medicine cat had
a look of horor on his face,"That's how
twolegs have kits!"
I just nodded with the same look on my face.
"Well, I'll see 你 at sunrise!" he yelled
and bolted down the hall. Unfortunatly I had
to tell him about other 'stuff'. Now I don't
think he'll ever look at female humans again
the same way again,or males.Poor dude. Well
when I went to my room, what found somewhat surprised me. Sitting on my 床, 床上 was Jayfeather.
I thought he'd just go to sleep on his 床, 床上 and try to forget about the things I'd just told him. "What're 你 doing here?" I asked as I sat down on my bed. "Um, I had one 更多 question,
how am I supposed to use the dirt place?" I
once again got a look of horror on my face. ___________________________________
me-WHOOOOT!!!DONE!!!HOW YA LIKE THT GUYS!?
THE 下一个 CHAP. IS GONNA BE TITLED : the moon i figured it out!!! YAHOOO!! ME DONE ME DONE!!!
jayfeather-hello 粉丝 im here to give the
sirious discusion with
me- SHUT IT JAY!!NO ONE WANTS A SERIOUSNESSS!!jayfeather-*sigh* fine, but please 评论 and say 你 want 更多 bacause until 你 do I'm stuck here replaying all of this,while ELIZABUG7 goes on and get of this computer and do stuff!
I decided to let him have my brothers room
after I cleaned it up a bit and removed some stuff that would only lead to 更多 questions,
yet again.I also found, during my cleaning
spree, some magazines that are very demeining to woman and would lead to a bunch
of gross
explaining, and very gross things
laying 由 the bed.(My bro aint
realy like that and im GLAD!)
I was surprised the maid hadn't
cleaned,
and took all this gross stuff out!
The 下一个
time she comes I'm gonna have a
serious talk
with her. And I'm realy gonna have
to hide Jayfeather good, to keep some
very inapropreite discusions,
espesily around Jayfeather.
I don't want to have any 'talks'
with him. Becaus ei'd always imagined
I'd do
that with my own child, and when I was,
I don't know, older!
So anyways, after I told him that the
boxers go underneth the shorts, and
told
him how to tell the difference of
backwards
and not, I
microwaved us some peperoni pizza.
I also
popped open some Dr.Peppers and sat
on the
长椅, 沙发 with him and watched Chrismas
specils.
"What is this! It's delicous!"
I merely just laughed and said,
"Pizza,"
"Piz-za, what is this sweet water?"
"Dr.Pepper,"
"Doc-tor pep-per?"
"Yes," I 说 chuckleing.
"What is a snow-man? And why are all those kits 'singing'?"
"Um...let's just watch 'Animal Planet'"I
说 as I flipped to the channel,"Oh, look, it's 'Cats 101'".After about 1 minite into the show, Jayfeather asked,"Whats a breed?"
"A breed is a type of cat,"
"You mean like a kittypet, 或者 rouge?"
"Kinda it's like telling apart the
颜色 of pelt, and, fluffyness, and most
likely to get
a disiese, and other stuff like that."
"Whats a disuise?" I sighed," Another word
for sickness,"
I turned the TV of and said, "let's go to be-
I mean, let's go to sleep,"
"Wait, I have a 问题 about twolegs."
"Okay,what is it?"
"Why don't twolegs sleep in the same den?"
I got a look of disgust on my face,"Um...well...ugh...it's kinda hard to explain,"
"Try me,"
"Well,sleeping in the same 巢穴, den, 书房 is um, kinda
a last chance resort, like if there's no other
den, for someone, even then one usualy sleeps
in the uh, nest, while the other sleeps on the floor, but if they're ugh, mates then in the
same nest, but ugh, sometimes it results in a kit,under ugh,certin 'sercumstances',"I 说 praying to
all that is good, he wouldn't be so curious as
to ask what the certin 'sercumstances' is.But
of cource my luck just had to come along and
mess with me.
"What are the sercumstances'?"
________HAHA POOR JAYFEATHER AND MEH!________
When I was finished, the poor medicine cat had
a look of horor on his face,"That's how
twolegs have kits!"
I just nodded with the same look on my face.
"Well, I'll see 你 at sunrise!" he yelled
and bolted down the hall. Unfortunatly I had
to tell him about other 'stuff'. Now I don't
think he'll ever look at female humans again
the same way again,or males.Poor dude. Well
when I went to my room, what found somewhat surprised me. Sitting on my 床, 床上 was Jayfeather.
I thought he'd just go to sleep on his 床, 床上 and try to forget about the things I'd just told him. "What're 你 doing here?" I asked as I sat down on my bed. "Um, I had one 更多 question,
how am I supposed to use the dirt place?" I
once again got a look of horror on my face. ___________________________________
me-WHOOOOT!!!DONE!!!HOW YA LIKE THT GUYS!?
THE 下一个 CHAP. IS GONNA BE TITLED : the moon i figured it out!!! YAHOOO!! ME DONE ME DONE!!!
jayfeather-hello 粉丝 im here to give the
sirious discusion with
me- SHUT IT JAY!!NO ONE WANTS A SERIOUSNESSS!!jayfeather-*sigh* fine, but please 评论 and say 你 want 更多 bacause until 你 do I'm stuck here replaying all of this,while ELIZABUG7 goes on and get of this computer and do stuff!