Zelda

Well here comes the briefest 文章 of In-Indie I will probably ever write simply because of the game being very simplistic. Have 你 ever wanted to play indie games on your phone? Me neither and continuing to purge playing games on mobile from my general area, I decided to play this mobile classic once it came to Switch. And today, we will be talking about Reigns.



Reigns starts out in the 年 1000. 你 are a king who is destined for great things, only though 你 come from a cursed lineage, a curse that will continue for a thousand years. During those thousand years, 你 are tasked with...

(Note: If 你 are at all offended with these jokes, then good. That is exactly what I wanted to do. However, if 你 wish to lynch me, I can't blame you) Tonight on Fux News, a secret is found. Do 你 wanna know what is the biggest problem in the world. It’s not massive violence, it’s not disease, its not world hunger. This thing is so terrible, it makes human trafficking, child abuse, and that Jack and Jill movie with Adam Sandler look like a breeze. I’m talking about video games. Let me give 你 a little history on video games. back in 1972, the devil himself, Nolan Bushnell, rose from...