Do 你 think I'm crazy, 或者 stupid, 或者 gullable?

I think 吸血鬼 are real because, I mean, 你 never know, they're always hiding from humans because we "pull out the stake first and ask 问题 later" (Ivy Vega- My Sister the Vampire). So, I really want to become one now... 问题 2: Do 你 think that's silly? 3: How DO 你 become one? 4: How can I proove 吸血鬼 exist?



Please don't be mean to me, the 随意 club makes me suffer enough!