becca and edward

B-4 vamps suck even came out me and my brothers and there 老友记 Dorathy and Emily were working on a "movie" called "the toilet saga" witch was a "smellpire" and "smellwolf"movie example:eclipse would be peclipes.
So the main characters were:"Smella" and "snifward".
played 由 Cory and Dorathy who were very good at there parts and there was also a smellwolf (the other 2 were smellpires)
named "stinkub"(played 由 Ian)who was just so stupid he tried to steal "smella" away if your wondering im an anti twilight so yea.The last was "Smellice" (played 由 yours truly)smella's bff who gets turned into...

Ok, when I saw this moive I thought, "OK, I just wasted 80 分钟 of my life, and 6 dollars out of my wallet." Talk about TERRIBLE! For all 你 Twilight 粉丝 out there, if 你 think it's gonna be a funnier version of Twilight, 你 are so DEAD WRONG. And for all 你 Twilight haters, if 你 think that this movie will be making fun of Twilight, your right.....in a bad way! Seriously, I'd rather watch Barney!!!!!!! And I'm a TEEN. Ya, it was that bad.

But seriously, how many of 你 want to see Edward NAKED?

Didn't think so.

And for those of 你 idiots who wouldn't mind seeing Robert Pattinson.....unclothed.....It...