Memorial 日

I was browsing the internet recently, and at the bottom of my 搜索 result page were a few links. One of them 说 "American castles", I was interested and clicked. I found an article, on CNN, that was supposed to be about seven grand castles in the US. I usually tend to avoid 评论 sections, as they tend to be full of hate and general stupidity---and especially on something like CNN, but I decided to stroll through the comments.

I actually regretted doing this. There honestly wasn't a positive 评论 in sight. Many 评论 (if not all) 说 repeatedly "they're not castles!". Well, yeah,...

In the late 70s’ I had my dream holiday, me and John Wood booked a trip to America. We flew Freddie Laker (the innovator in cheap flights 1976-1982) to JFK New York where we stayed at the Y.M.C.A. In spite of Johns build he was somewhat scared in the city. We were both forever looking up at the huge skyscrapers and 更多 than once I had to grab his arm as he stepped off the pavement without looking at the walk, don’t walk signs. We did all the tourist sites, the Empire State Building, The Chrysler building, Central park, Statue of liberty, Macys, we walked block after block, we had huge...

Continuing the car chase, we see Dan driving a somewhat damaged Buick Special away from the cops that are following him. I got bored 写作 like "ohqiegs" 说 03j0wti. So I'm 写作 like this from now on

Cop 1: rewthy
Cop 2: What?

Let's continue shall we?

toll guy: Hey, what the fuck?!
copper 75: The suspect just passed the poll.
copper 43: 你 mean toll?
copper 75: Screw you.
Dan: *enters Illinois*
copper 43: Suspect is out of St. Louis.
copper 2: 1 baker 11, we're right behind him.
copper 43: Hey, are 你 driving 或者 is your boyfriend driving.
copper 2: He's not my boyfriend, just my partner....

They did it, Dan & his team 偷了 all the cars they needed, but there was one problem. One of the cars they 偷了 was a Buick Special, and Terence made Dan return it for not being insured. Kenny went Pearl Harbor on Dan, and got beat up badly. Not only that, but he quit the team, and called the cops. So Fuck Kenny, let's continue with the story. Dan knew where he could find another Buick, which was insured. It was right 下一个 to the Gateway arch, but Dan didn't know that the police were watching him, thanks to someone that called for them. It was two police officers, one was a girl, and...

The 下一个 日 was going great. They were stealing all the cars that they needed until, "We got a problem with the E Type." Kenny said. "What?" Dan angrily asked. "I overheard the police saying that they found out the serial numbers were changed." "Then we only have one option." "No Dan, we are not crushing that car!" Kenny shouted. "We have to! It's our only option." And with that, Dan left.

He 偷了 a tow truck, and went to where the E type was. While putting the E type on the truck, a police car stopped 由 the dealership. The cop had a dog with him, and when he got out of his car, the dog...