2
added by sunrise_90
菲姬 and Kristen Stewart in Paris
This 暮光之城系列 照片 might contain 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, 套装, 肖像, 爆头, 特写镜头, 特写, and 爆头特写.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 心 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 心 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 你 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 你 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
hello fanfiction writers
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of 你 guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate 你 all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 阅读 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D 哈哈 and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what 你 write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of 你 guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate 你 all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 阅读 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D 哈哈 and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what 你 write :D*****
`
i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel 更多 in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to 移动 arrive?
锄, 锄头 he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to 说 it 或者 just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are 安全 and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel 更多 in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to 移动 arrive?
锄, 锄头 he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to 说 it 或者 just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are 安全 and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
Awesomeness
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my 老友记 like my 写作 but when i do post i would like some criticizing 评论 for me to improve with.
Thanks
<3 Danie
Awesomeness x2
The 22-year-old British actor and his blockbuster film, Twilight, are taking center stage in the issue. The movie made over $70 million at the box office opening weekend - a record for director Catherine Hardwicke, who is now the only female director in history to have a film gross that high.
As Kristen Stewart and Robert take a mini-break for the Thanksgiving holiday, Robert is 展示 a bit of the rebel in him. He shared, “‘I cannot wait to cut my hair. It’s so annoying! I was at a 照片 shoot the other day, and people were saying, ‘They say we can’t touch your hair. 你 have trademarked hair!’ No, I don’t.”
Be sure to pick up your own copy of EW this weekend!
