The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what 你 told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that 你 heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a 粉丝 girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to 塔科, 炸玉米饼 bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be 心 broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When 你 touch Aro make sure 你 think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if 你 get seriously hurt and, 或者 die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy 日 annoying Aro though!