Rob

I woke up this mourning feeling rather odd. Perhaps I thought to myself it was just some bad human 食物 I ate. Yet, most human foods are bad and smell foul. And why do people eat that foul stuff they call food? I decided to myself I would need to leave my calm, yet stuffy room and head off to vist my mother as I had promised her weeks ago.
"Hello, mother I'm back Jacobs out hunting so I decided to come here as promised.", I 说 before I got a smallwhiff of animal blood and threw up something I had never done before.
"Renesmee, 你 must have the flu humans get it sometimes. Please come here...

I am a budding screenplay writer and wanted to write a script for New Moon. For lots of reasons. Mainly, to satisfy myself in case the real movie is not what I think it should be

I post frequently over in livejournal at the lion_lamb community and have 发布 it over there too.

here are 链接 to my screenplay
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This screenplay has some things different from New Moon. 你 will recognize many scenes I kept. 你 will notice some things that I have combined. 你 will also notice stuff of my own. This is all typical with any adaptation.

There are also hints of Eclipse in here and set ups for...

-At Jacob’s house-

Jacob: Alright… a response to this gay note Bella gave to her dad to give to my dad to give to me. I’ll have to try and sound sincere. And angry. I’ll press the pen into the paper to dent it so she feels guilty.

Billy: -appears out of thin air- talking to No one again, son?

Jacob: Yep. I trust him with aaaalllll my secrets.

No one: Somehow it’s always us two when 你 speak your thoughts like this. I guess I just repulse people. –Sobs– Were is Jasper when I need him?! And where the hell is my knife?!

Jacob: Damn you, No one! 你 aren’t supposed to reply when I tell...