For the record: I did not write this, I 爱情 Twilight and I 爱情 Edward. I just found this really, really funny.
I think Stephenie Meyer is an amazing author, and this is not meant to be disrespectful to her in any way.
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Duskiness
Edward leaned toward me, his perfect face inches from mine. His sweet, delicious breath ghosted over my face. His golden eyes glowed with love.
“How do 你 like it?” he whispered, his velvet voice purring in my ear.
I couldn’t respond, so dazzled was I 由 his sparkling skin. He shone like a diamond in the sun, a godlike...
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