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Emmett4eva jealousy gets you no where Harry...

The Cullen Family

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Taylor Lautner

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Emmett/Kellan

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The Cullen Boys & Jacob Pick Up Lines

posted by Renesmee_XD

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero 或者 the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a 首页 run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will 你 be my heroin?”

“Have 你 been drinking? 或者 do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give 你 a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I...

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Mackenzie Foy Information [ Rumored Renesmee Carlie Cullen ]

posted by TotallyMe105

From: The Renesmee Carlie Cullen Fanclub.

Info from: link

[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie 或者 Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue 带, 皮带 in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she 模特 for.
Loves both 表演 and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves 马 and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

Photographers:...

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All for the 爱情 of Sin 8

posted by LexisFaith

Hey! I have made a fanpage for my articals!! I want 你 to check it out and read the message I have left for 你 on the page. Hope to see 你 there...it would mean alot!!!
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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep 由 the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a 花花公子 bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...

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Is This Really Happening? (Bella's pov)Chapter 6

posted by rubytuesday101

Is This Really Happening (Bella's pov )Chapter 6
After the film was finished edward turned to me and started 接吻 me.I layed back on the sofa edward was on 最佳, 返回页首 off me 接吻 me.
"Sorry to um interupt"alice 说 in a akward way.I laughed a bit and edward got off of me.
"Yes alice"he 说 a bit annoyed.
"We have to go to Carmens wedding remember?"she 说 to him.
"Ah yes"edward 说 remembering he looked at me.
"Will 你 come with me?"he asked me.
"I dont know them and they dont know me"i 说 to him.
"It doesnt matter will you"he asked me now alice was hoping up and down with excitment.
"Okay but...

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Edward and Bella's honeymoon. Edward's POV chapter 9

posted by halunik

!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!! ONLY FOR ADULTS!!!!!!
Hello, guys. Sorry for not posting for so long - I was totally busy with my studying in the university.

“Oh,” She said.
I couldn’t understand the expression on her face while she was staring at the bruises. She was silent for a long moment. The feeling of guilt filled me with even 更多 force.
“I’m… so sorry, Bella. I knew better than this. I should not have—” I couldn’t find words to describe how sorry I felt for that. All the words couldn’t even begin to cover it. My voice broke.
“I am 更多 sorry than I can tell you.”
I couldn’t...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 41

posted by twilight-7

“What?!” Charlie was looking from me to Gabriel to me to Tess over and over again. He finally caught on to what I had 说 five minutes. I had a hand on Gabriel’s shoulder as a soothing gesture and to restrain him. Instinct had completely taken over him, I saw that when I read his mind. If he 迷失 control now, especially when he hadn’t fed, it could be catastrophic.
I could see Charlie’s mind working hard to figure out why I wasn’t defending Tess. Hadn’t I 说 just five 分钟以前 how much I trusted and liked her? Well, that was before I knew. I looked at Lexi for confirmation...

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A youtobe Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A youtobe Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant...

bree tannr part 3 (propa book)

posted by xroylex

from the 街, 街道 bellow came the nighttime in a slummier part of seattle some 音乐 with heavy brass a couple of people walking with nervous fast steps some drunk bum 唱歌 off key in the distance.

"you`re bree right?" diego asked "one of the nebies"
i didnt like that newbie. whatever. "yeah im bree but i didnt come in with the last group. im almost three months old"
"pretty slick for a three monther" he 说 " not many of us would of been able to leave the scene of the acsident like that " it was like a complitment like he was really inpressed.
"didnt want to mix it up with raouls freaks"
he...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 12! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

The Nightmare

I carried Rensemee, we ran to a 爬坡道, 小山 and watched the 城堡 being swallowed up 由 the flames… Renesmee woke up, “What’s going on?” she whispered, she was still very weak. I felt even closer to her now, now that MY blood ran through her veins, I was literally part of her. “We’re burning the Volturi, go back to sleep.” I whispered, she looked confused, but then sank back to asleep again. Bella came over to stroke her hair,
“She’s been through so much, even 更多 than I, in one month, I think. I don’t remember much of my human life.” Bella murmured , I agree....

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22 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do NEW LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by badvamps

Once again here i another 列表 of 22 things emmett cullen is never allowed to do
1. emmett is not allowed to tell bella that the reason edward never had a boyfriend before her was he was gay
2. emmett is not allowed to dress as rosalie then tell the schools principle that hes family urges him to be 更多 like rosalie
3. emmett is not allowed to run through the house dressed as 超人 then jump out the window
4.emmett is not allowed to tie jacob up and hold a sign saying free dog
5.emmett is not allowed to wear a cape to school that says i 偷了 this from Aro Volturi on the back
6. shout free burgers...

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infinite 爱情 part 6

posted by _madz_

okay, to answer the 问题发布由 tayandkris4evr....i have no idea if Jake will make an apperence in this story. At the moment i don't think he will just because Bella is already a vampire, and it wouldn't flow with the story.
so, this update is quicker, a fair bit shorter though. hope 你 enjoy anyway.

part 5
Bella's POV
“Hey! Your Bella right?” Edward 说 loud enough for everyone to hear. He caught my arm and gently pulled me to a stop.
“Um, yeah. Your...”I paused for dramatic effect. “Edward?” Man, this 表演 thing was fun.
“Yeah. Do 你 mind if I walk with you?” he asked...

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about eclipse

posted by melikhan

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is an upcoming romantic-fantasy film scheduled for release on June 30, 2010.It is based on Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse and will be the third installment of The Twilight Saga film series, following 2008's Twilight and 2009's New Moon. Summit Entertainment greenlit the film in February 2009.Directed 由 David Slade, the film will 星, 星级 Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner, reprising their roles as Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black, respectively.Melissa Rosenberg will be returning as screenwriter.Rachelle Lefevre, who played Victoria in the 前一个 two installments, will not be returning due to scheduling conflicts; instead, Bryce Dallas Howard will play Victoria.It will be the first Twilight film to be released in IMAX.

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Dark Moon Chapter 13 (Bellas POV)

posted by GothicGirl0525

End of Chapter 12:

    So Jane, How does it feel to have 你 own gift used against you. Doesn’t feel so well dose it. I have a solution. We’re going to play a game. 你 can play 或者 I will kill 你 now. No 秒 thought at all. Your choice?” I 说 she looked at me with this evil game and also like she was looking 前锋, 期待 to this.
    “I will play the game” She 说 with that evil laugh of hers.
    “Sounds good. No backings out after 你 hear the rules. Well this is how 你 play. Any of us meaning Edward, Jasper, Carlisle...

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New Moon: The Poem 由 2468244

posted by 2468244

We were together, meant forever
I thought so
Till Jasper came after me
And Edward thought oh no

So the Cullens had to leave
And I was so down
But that's when Jacob came in
And things turned around

I became reckless
Just to hear Edward's voice
I was so out of it
I didn't have a choice

Me and Jacob were friends
Till we didn't talk for a while
Then he told me his secret
As before, I wasn't scared 由 a mile

Edward thought I was dead
So he went to the Volturi
But then he changed his mind
Once he finally saw me

So when we got back home
To have Edward, I was happy
I wished to be like the Cullens
But then he wanted to stop me

He 说 I could
But 1 condition he carried
He 说 he'd do it
But only if we got married

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This 暮光之城系列照片 contains 商务套装 and 西装. There might also be 精心打扮的人, 西装, 裤套装, 裤装, 穿着好衣服的人, 裤子套装, 穿得好的人, and 套装.