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[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie 或者 Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue 带, 皮带 in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she 模特 for.
Loves both 表演 and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves 马 and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

Photographers:...

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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep 由 the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a 花花公子 bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...

Emmett and Edward rushed over to me.I looked at Em who was turning redder each second. Edward looked at me and wrapped me up in his arms.I jumped a little, I felt this surge of electricity rush up my arm and I was craving more.
"You're the 屁股 wipe who got my sister pregnant?"Em yelled at him.I saw his fist clench up.I moved out of Edward's grip and stood in front of Emmett and put my hand on his chest and I felt him relax a little.
"Em,calm down...I can fight my own battles."I told him and he just rolled his eyes.
"Bella,This...bastard sends 你 a check each month..He doesn't even know who this...

when we finally got to the airport, i was all but having a 心 attack. what had i done? i just wanted to kill myself right now. i could tell bella was angry at me, she stared silently as we sat awaiting our flight, i coulnt see her face but i knew she wanted to kill me just as much as i did. its ok, i continued to tell myself when we finally boarded and bella caught my hand but 说 nothing. my brain replayed carsliles panicked tone as he spoke to me on the phone earlier and the fear within myself made me want to rip the monster that was urting her out now. all the way back se kept silent....

Disclaimer: All Characters are owned 由 Stephenie Meyer however the storyline is mine and only mine. Genre: Drama & Romance
Pairings: Bella & Edward
Rating: Mature All Human Alternative Universe
Summary: Bella the successful CEO of a publishing company is on the look for a new assistant. When the nightmare of her high school, turns up. She's ready to cause him the same pain.

I walked in the blissful sunshine of L.A, the sun always made me happy, it's glisteningly yellow rays that glowed with warmth and positivity.
For me it felt like positivity anyway after being a successful CEO for,...

Is This Really Happening (Bella's pov )Chapter 6
After the film was finished edward turned to me and started 接吻 me.I layed back on the sofa edward was on 最佳, 返回页首 off me 接吻 me.
"Sorry to um interupt"alice 说 in a akward way.I laughed a bit and edward got off of me.
"Yes alice"he 说 a bit annoyed.
"We have to go to Carmens wedding remember?"she 说 to him.
"Ah yes"edward 说 remembering he looked at me.
"Will 你 come with me?"he asked me.
"I dont know them and they dont know me"i 说 to him.
"It doesnt matter will you"he asked me now alice was hoping up and down with excitment.
"Okay but...

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“Oh,” She said.
I couldn’t understand the expression on her face while she was staring at the bruises. She was silent for a long moment. The feeling of guilt filled me with even 更多 force.
“I’m… so sorry, Bella. I knew better than this. I should not have—” I couldn’t find words to describe how sorry I felt for that. All the words couldn’t even begin to cover it. My voice broke.
“I am 更多 sorry than I can tell you.”
I couldn’t...

“What?!” Charlie was looking from me to Gabriel to me to Tess over and over again. He finally caught on to what I had 说 five minutes. I had a hand on Gabriel’s shoulder as a soothing gesture and to restrain him. Instinct had completely taken over him, I saw that when I read his mind. If he 迷失 control now, especially when he hadn’t fed, it could be catastrophic.
I could see Charlie’s mind working hard to figure out why I wasn’t defending Tess. Hadn’t I 说 just five 分钟 以前 how much I trusted and liked her? Well, that was before I knew. I looked at Lexi for confirmation...

A youtobe Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant...

I shut the door behind rose as she was the last one out still not trusting us
“Carlisle”
“What is it Edward?” he seemed wary maybe it’s the way I looked I felt hope for once.
“perhaps we’ve been going about this the wrong way I was listening to 你 and Jacob just now and when 你 说 what the …….fetus wants Jacob had an interesting thought” I couldn’t take all the glory for the idea.
Jacob was taken a shock and could tell I hated the use of the word fetus it should be monster 或者 something.
“we haven’t actually addressed that angle” I went on “ we’ve been trying...

Chapter Two:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
I sat on the 表 in Grandpa’s room with my iphone in hand-texting Renesmee. Renesmee apparently was trying to get Jacob to shut up about their movie night movie: ‘The Hangover’. ‘I heard that movie was stupid.’ I texted her. I sighed and waited for Grandpa to come in. My father was pacing back and forth running his hands through his hair. “What the hell is going on?” I asked. “You’re getting checked out.” I looked at him strangely, “Why?” He rolled his eyes, “Lex, your condom broke and your on NEW birth control…there are signs.” My...

Esme hugged 你 and Emmett knelt down infront of 你 so that he could look 你 in the eyes.
Em: 嘿 你 did not make anyone do anything. Did 你 fall down on purpose?
You: No but, I.......
Alice: 你 did nothing wrong. It was a accident and accidents happen.
Esme: Everything is going to be alright.
Edward: Besides, 你 are part of our family.
Carlisle entered and walked over to 你 and gave 你 a hug and kissed your forehead.
Carlisle: There is someone who wants to talk to you.
You: Who is it?
Jasper: Me.
Rose: I do to. If yo don't mind of course.
You: Why would I mind? I mean 你 are my brother and sister....

bella slept all that night she looked so fragile if it wernt for the fact that her breathing was so heavy i would be sure she was dead. that thought hurt 更多 then the thought of her leaving me and that was really bad.
but life it seams was allways going to be like this me putting bella in danger she on the verg of dieing.
but this was 由 far the worst.

i heard jacob comming in "jocobs outside he is just resting.
`ill go meet him i could use some air 你 say with bella edward i am getting a little worried` carlisle sighed.
"im just going to meet jacob and talk to him for a while" he sighed...

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Edwards POV

I’d just turned seventeen, so my whole life now was about getting a wife. I didn’t want to get married, I was happy single. All the girls adore me which I’m sick of. What was wrong with all the other men in this town? “Edward get up” My mother called from downstairs. I got out and got dressed and went downstairs. “Do 你 have any idea what time it is Edward?”

“Sorry father”

“Sorry isn’t good enough. We need to go find 你 a wife”

“I don’t want a wife”

“I don’t care you’re having one”

“You...

from the 街, 街道 bellow came the nighttime in a slummier part of seattle some 音乐 with heavy brass a couple of people walking with nervous fast steps some drunk bum 唱歌 off key in the distance.

"you`re bree right?" diego asked "one of the nebies"
i didnt like that newbie. whatever. "yeah im bree but i didnt come in with the last group. im almost three months old"
"pretty slick for a three monther" he 说 " not many of us would of been able to leave the scene of the acsident like that " it was like a complitment like he was really inpressed.
"didnt want to mix it up with raouls freaks"
he...

3 months later...


"Come on." I whispered as i listened to Jacob's phone ring on the other end. "Pick up."
I whiped down the 厨房 counters to give myself something to do. "Pick up, pick up, pick up."
"Hey it's Jake. Leave a message." His voicemail picked up.
I rolled my eyes. "Jake. What good does it do to have a phone if 你 never answer. I could be dying!" I huffed and hung up.
I set the house phone back on the hook and went into our room. I made the 床, 床上 and grabbed the dirty towels from our bathroom. I pick up Jake's jeans and his cell phone fell out of his back pocket. "Ugh." I groaned...

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
Hanging out with 钟, 贝尔 and Ali was fun. Of course, Alice had to drag Bella and me to Victoria’s secret because she wanted us to look sexy for the men. We went to Victoria’s Secret and bought red, pink, and lacy white bras. Alice bugged Bella to buy a pair of green and white bras that Bella objected looked like hooker panties. I laughed under my breath. But eventually Alice wore Bella down. And the 下一个 thing Bella and I knew we were holding langeray in line rolling our eyes at Ali’s giddiness. Then we took Bella to a 椒盐卷饼 place to get her a 椒盐卷饼 to settle her hunger...

The Nightmare

I carried Rensemee, we ran to a 爬坡道, 小山 and watched the 城堡 being swallowed up 由 the flames… Renesmee woke up, “What’s going on?” she whispered, she was still very weak. I felt even closer to her now, now that MY blood ran through her veins, I was literally part of her. “We’re burning the Volturi, go back to sleep.” I whispered, she looked confused, but then sank back to asleep again. Bella came over to stroke her hair,
“She’s been through so much, even 更多 than I, in one month, I think. I don’t remember much of my human life.” Bella murmured , I agree....

I had closed my eyes. I couldn’t watch. My 心 was aching and my feet were 《冰雪奇缘》 in place. I forced my eyes open. “I had to save Renesmee. I had to fight the pain. Her pain is my pain. If I save her, the pain will stop.” 图片 were flashing in my mind. My worst nightmares were coming true. I suddenly found the strength to 移动 my feet. I leaped towards the possessed Jasper that was stuck on Renesmee and bit his skin clean off of his neck. That felt good. I heard Alice groan and scream. I hadn’t realised I had kept whipping and ripping him, but I had. As the limp body of Jasper lie...

Jane:

My eyes snap open. The room is streamed with sun rays, their warmth burning my skin; caressing my skin. I stretch my fingers, watching the light catching at my diamond studded hands.
After a moment, I silently let my held breath loose; oxygen flooded my lungs and nose, the scent of the strangers in the streets below painfully strong in the air around me. I gulped in a breath before holding it, the scent instantly vanishing – thankfully.
I close my eyes again for a moment, listening. Aro and Marcus have a game of hearty chess in the room beneath and chat meaninglessly, whilst Alec is currently...