Twilight Funnies!

yea i made the 标题 to be something a little less opinionated, and 更多 open to other peoples opinon. so if 你 agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! 你 have got a serious problem, and 你 are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged 由 a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded 由 danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her 爱情 for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one 更多 decision to make: life 或者 death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series 由 Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if 你 haven't read New Moon and 你 don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than 写作 a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then 你 know that I didn't set out to write a novel 或者 begin a career as an author. I was just 写作 down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the 狼人 don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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sUrPrIsEs
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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Goodbye Lullaby
By: moolah
[Edward and Bella are in love, one 月 after proposing to her he is deported to Iraq. After leaving, Bella finds out she’s pregnant, a 月 later.]
Chapter One: Smile
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You 说 嘿
What's your name
It took one look
And now I'm not the same
Yeah 你 说 嘿
And since that 日
You 偷了 my 心
And you're the one to blame

Yeah
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every 日 and everything has
Felt this right
And now you're turning all around
And suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile




♥Smile-Avril Lavigne♥

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OMG I'm SO SO sorry y'all for not 写作 sooner!!! :( I've been super busy with school, volunteering, and the like. I hope I haven't kept y'all waiting too long. Thanks for all the feedback! I 爱情 你 guys BUNCHES!!! :D Please tell me what 你 think of this chapter. ENJOY <3
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Summer never ran as fast as she did when Alice told her the news. She had to see what had happened to her son. Visions of Aro raced through her head while she pondered on her beloved Anakin. “Summer, wait!” Esme called out to her. A tear flowed down Summer’s cheek;...